Saggie, my sweetest girl, the way that you are always able to think of such
thought provoking questions is amazing to me. You are truly a scholar and
a deep thinker. In response to your query, I think that Jan was probably
the biggest of the three to slide out of Carol's oft-used vaginal cavity
(because Jan ultimately grew to be the tallest of the three) blond-bushed
daughters. Therefore, it would make the most sense that the BM (bowel
movement) that Carol expelled when grunting Jan out of her cooter was the
largest. There are, however, several unknown factors ("wildcards", if you
will) in this case. First, we don't know what Carol may have eaten before
giving birth to any of these three. For example, if Carol had consumed a
large Mexican meal (including refried beans, rice, hot salsa, and spicy
chicken) right before allowing Marcia to slide out, then she probably had
an immense BM (bowel movement) when that happened. Moreover, it is likely
that this BM (bowel movement) was festooned with corn kernals, tomato
skins, and bits of tortillas. A lovely (and colorful sight). I wonder if
Carol saved any of her childbirthing BMs (bowel movements) and put them
into the corresponding kid's scrapbook? Ultimately, I think that the BM
(bowel movement) Lady is going to need to weigh in on this question and
give us a proper answer.
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