Derek my honey love and former husband!
It is so funny you brought this up. I was just this very day at a BM
(bowel movement) reading seminar held by none other than the BM (Bowel
Movement) Lady! Imagine that! Wow! I showed her our wedding picture,
and she said you are a very handsome young man who she would like to
share BM's (bowel movements) with!
The seminar was the best one I've ever attended in my life! I am so
sorry you missed it. You listen to the BM (Bowel Movement) lady speak,
and it is so eloquent and classy, I just melted.
I learned so much. Did you know that yes, like tea leaves, BM's (bowel
movements) can be read? However, to be read properly, you must have at
least 5 pieces of BM (bowel movement). If you don't have at least 5
pieces of BM (bowel movement), then false conclusions could be made.
For example, President Bush decided to go to war in Iraq based on only
1 BM (bowel movement), and look at the disaster that has happened?
The best way to ensure a good BM (bowel movement) reading is to have a
very loose BM (bowel movement). The kind you have when you have the
flu, or eat a meal at Taco Bell in New Jersey, or New York. You can
not have diarrhea - that would not produce pieces of BM (bowel
movement).
Now, the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady specifically used the Brady Bunch as
an example. There was a lost episode in which Jan had a very loose
loose BM (bowel movement). This was during the second season, she
noted. Jan yelled for the family in the middle of the night "Hey!"
"I've hd a very loose BM (bowel movement), and we all need to come and
read it!" The whole Brady Bunch came running to look at her BM (bowel
movement) pieces in the toilet. The pattern was very clear since there
were over 50 pieces of loose BM (bowel movement). Mike and Carol
looked, and predicted that Jan would continue to be the middle child,
have blonde hair, and eventually buy a black afro wig. The kids all
laughed! "No way!" said Bobby. He insisted on stiring the toilet
with her BM's (bowel movements), so they would form another pattern.
"Here!" said Bobby. "Here is the real meaning of your BM's (bowel
movements)" Bobbie predicted that Jan would eventually come to hate
being part of the Brady Bunch!
Miss you much, Derek. Hope this helped clear things up!
Love U always,
Saggie
Derek Homsberg wrote:
> I was just wondering about something. I was reading the book Running with
> Scissors and there's a guy in the book who decides to save his BMs (bowel
> movements) as a way of predicting his future, like fortune cookies. He made
> his daughter fish the BMs (bowel movements) out of the toilet and put them
> on a table outside to dry.
>
> Did the Bradys ever try to read their forturns from their BMs (bowel
> movements)? I wonder what the BM (bowel movement) Lady would have to say
> about this?
>
> Love,
>
> Derek
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