I was just wondering about something.
Did you all know that I heard from the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady today?
Here is what she said...
Dear Saggie,
My darling, lovely Saggie! My honey basted Lamb. I was just wondering
about something. How are you? I have been working hard both in New
Orleans and on the Iraq war front. My work in the Gulf involved the
return of thousands of BM's (bowel movements) to their rightful owners.
These BM's (bowel movements) had been left alone and unloved on the
floors of the SuperDome. It was tragic. After much work, I am happy
to report they are all safe and sound. The BM's (bowel movements) were
happy to be back in the right colons.
I've also been working hard on the front of the Iraq war. It is very
bad over there. We keep trying to restore BM's (bowel movements) to
small children who don't have any, only to have insurgents take the
BM's (bowel movements) from them. It is horrible, and I'm afraid will
continue for quite some time.
I miss you much, saggie. I miss your little group of Friends. I miss
all of our exploration of the Brady Bunch. Finding out about their BM
(bowel movement) habits shapes the whole future of the modern world as
we know it. I remember your wedding to Derek so well. It was the
honor of my life being the Maid of Honor at your wedding. Here I, the
BM (Bowel Movement) Lady in my beautiful brown dress as you and Derek
took your vows. Sags, I know how you feel, and I know that every day
you regret how you hurt Derek during your 5 minutes together.
Sometimes, especially after the 3rd minute of a marriage, people can
drift apart.
You know, Saggie, I was just wondering about something last night. The
hardest thing I've ever tried to analyze is which one of the Brady's
rectums were closest to the water in the toilet when having a BM (bowel
movement). This is the toughest thing to know, since bowel gas plays
such an important factor here. Furthermore, Mike designed the home with
such high ceilings that gas could linger on for days up there, raising
the height of the rectums from time to time.
Another complication is that some of the boys had rosebuds - so we may
ever really know!
Saggie, I love you so much!
Well - back to the world of the Iraq war. Take care Saggie and
friends, always.
Love,
The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady
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