Derek and Saggie, it's hard to keep up with you two!!! You are always
pushing the envelope when it comes to Brady BMs (bowel movements).
Saggie my sweet, I think that, as you pointed out, only the BM (bowel
movement) Lady can answer such a question. I think that it would be
foolhardy for any of us to speculate as to the answer as we could be
way off base and the consequences could be severe. I for one do not
want to risk speculating on an answer to this question. People could
unknowingly use this information (which may be inaccurate) and dire
results could occur. I say let's pose the question to the BM (bowel
movement) Lady and let her dispense her advice.
Love you lots, Kingsfan.
Derek Homsberg wrote:
> > I would like us to consider, and I am sure the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady
> > would agree that when we take this vital measurement it means from the
> > center of the rectum to the waterline on the toilet. Now, we also must
> > take into account a couple of things.
>
> This is true my dear Sags, but you must factor in the fact that waterlines
> constantly fluctuate with weather and the gas content of the house. Only a
> mind like the BM (bowel movement) Lady's can possibly factor in all the
> variables.
>
> > Bobby liked to dig his butt into the toilet as much as he could, so
> > that lowers his rectum position when making a BM (bowel movement) into
> > the water. Cindy, on the other hand would sit on her hands so her
> > rectum would be higher when she was having a BM (bowel movement).
>
> Absolutely true. Much as you sat on your hands during the fourth minute of
> our marriage. I think they call it the "Four minute itch."
>
> > What do you think? This is a VERY vital topic to the continued
> > economic recovery of the nation. President Bush will address this very
> > issue with the United Nations, so we want to be prepared for all of
> > possible outcomes.
>
> Bush has been known to prevaricate and receive bad information from his aids
> when it comes to rectum height. He receives bad information from Dick
> Cheney who rear ends him at every opportunity packing in his fudge (BM
> (bowel movement)) as tight as can be. This makes it difficult for Bush to
> think straight make any sense when he is talking.
>
> > Love you much, always my lambs.
>
> Thank you, Saggie. I love you so much.
>
> I was wondering something. Do you still shave your pussy? If so, what
> shaving system do you use? Do you ever go too far and get BM (bowel
> movement) on the razor?
>
> Love,
>
> Your honey,
>
> Derek
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