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From: "Derek Homsberg" <dhomsb32@wbc.com>
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> I would like us to consider, and I am sure the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady
> would agree that when we take this vital measurement it means from the
> center of the rectum to the waterline on the toilet. Now, we also must
> take into account a couple of things.
This is true my dear Sags, but you must factor in the fact that waterlines
constantly fluctuate with weather and the gas content of the house. Only a
mind like the BM (bowel movement) Lady's can possibly factor in all the
variables.
> Bobby liked to dig his butt into the toilet as much as he could, so
> that lowers his rectum position when making a BM (bowel movement) into
> the water. Cindy, on the other hand would sit on her hands so her
> rectum would be higher when she was having a BM (bowel movement).
Absolutely true. Much as you sat on your hands during the fourth minute of
our marriage. I think they call it the "Four minute itch."
> What do you think? This is a VERY vital topic to the continued
> economic recovery of the nation. President Bush will address this very
> issue with the United Nations, so we want to be prepared for all of
> possible outcomes.
Bush has been known to prevaricate and receive bad information from his aids
when it comes to rectum height. He receives bad information from Dick
Cheney who rear ends him at every opportunity packing in his fudge (BM
(bowel movement)) as tight as can be. This makes it difficult for Bush to
think straight make any sense when he is talking.
> Love you much, always my lambs.
Thank you, Saggie. I love you so much.
I was wondering something. Do you still shave your pussy? If so, what
shaving system do you use? Do you ever go too far and get BM (bowel
movement) on the razor?
Love,
Your honey,
Derek
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