My dear friends, it is so lovely to see both of you again. Now we can
get back to the very important business of Brady BMs (bowel movements).
I ask you, is there anything that is more critical to life than this
topic? I know that there are wars, crime, poverty, anal intercourse,
and numerous other issues that are plaguing this God forsaken rock that
we live on. I contend, however, that none of them are more important
than Brady BMs (bowel movements) and I defy anyone to prove otherwise.
I love you both with all of my manhood.
saggie diapers wrote:
> Derek,
>
> My sweet, innocent lamb of God love.
>
> It was my, honey. After being married at least 47 times before,
> including to 4 other Dereks, I felt you were the one. You proposed,
> and I said yes in a heart beat. After about 3 minutes, I felt we had
> just drifted apart. In fact, it was me who was the one who was
> drifting. You were my solid rock, and I let you down. Another 30
> seconds went by. We tried relationship counseling, but I was just too
> self-centered to give it a chance. By 4 minutes, we were already
> living apart, and then at 5 minutes I filed the divorce.
>
> I'm so so sorry that I hurt you like this. I am such a cruel woman.
>
> Can you ever forgive me? I didn't realize what I had.
>
> Can we be friends, my sweet love? Can you, Kings and I have a
> three-way close friendship together?
>
> I love you - you'll always be my rock, and I'll always look upon our 5
> minute marriage with wonderful thoughts.
>
>
>
>
> Derek Homsberg wrote:
> > > My sweetie - where have you been? I was so worried about you. This is
> > > the happiest moment of this girl's life! To have you and Kings here to
> > > discuss the most important subject of the planet - the Brady's BM's
> > > (bowel movements).
> > >
> > > Hey - I may be hearing the voice of the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady..I
> > > mean I may hear from the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady this weekend - I'll
> > > keep you and Kings posted.
> > >
> > > I love you so much, Derek. You were such a wonderful husband of 5
> > > minutes to me.
> >
> > Yes. Every second that we were together was precious. All 300 of them.
> > Why did we split up after 5 minutes again? It's all such a blurr to me.
> > It's as cloudy as the Brady's toilet bowl the time they all got the runs.
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