Kings my darling honey precious honey basted lamb,
No, sadly I must have been watching the syndicated version. No doubt,
you saw the network version of the lost episode. They cut out pieces
to make room for more commercials, damn them! I hate them all for
that! This was the most important piece of the show!
Love you so much Kings, I have missed you. Hope your bowels are better
and that you are having BM's (bowel movements) again really soon!
Love you so much,
Saggie
Kingsfan13 wrote:
> Saggie my love, I did see that episode. It was hilarious. Did you
> happen to catch the very end (right before they play the toe-tapping
> Brady show-ending theme song)? Cousin Oliver sees the remnants of
> Peter's BM (bowel movement) on the floor of the bathroom and thinks
> that its Alice's famous fudge. As a result, he picks it up and eats
> it. As he's chewing the BM (bowel movement) he realizes that it isn't
> Alice's famous fudge. He then looks into the camera with his goofy
> John Denver-like look and we all know what he is thinking: "I'm a
> jinx."
>
>
>
> saggie diapers wrote:
> > I was just wondering about something. Did any of you happen to watch
> > tonight's special lost episode? It was a riot!
> >
> > Peter had not been eating his fiber like a good boy, and found he could
> > no longer have a BM (bowel movement). He sat on the toilet for an
> > entire day trying to push a BM (bowel movement) out, but no such luck.
> > Cindy walked in on him trying to push, and immediately ran to Carol to
> > tell - being the tattle tale she was. Peter told her he would cut up
> > her Kitty Caryall doll. Her cat Fluffy wasn't far behind, he warned.
> >
> > Carol and Alice ran to the bathroom immediately, and questioned Peter
> > about not being able to pass a BM (bowel movement). Carol told Alice
> > to go and fire up the enema machine, this one would take a full gallon
> > of her special hot soap formula. Well, indeed they gave Peter an
> > enema, and he shot a 20 inch, 5 pound BM (bowel movement) out of his
> > rectum. He felt so much better.
> >
> > Carol looked at his anus, and decided to clean it. She started with a
> > rag, but really needed something stronger. Alice was ordered to scrub
> > Peter's rectum and anus with Safe soap, but that didn't get the stains
> > out either. Finally, they tried a mix of gasoline, turpentine and
> > airplane jet fuel (Mike always kept some in the garage).
> >
> > Just as they were starting with the cleanout, in comes Jan smoking a
> > cigarette. All of the sudden, Peter farts right in Jan's direction,
> > causing a massive explosion totally singing all of Jan's blonde hair!
> > Everyone laughs - even Jan who said "well, glad I didn't throw out that
> > wig!"
> >
> > A regular riot.
> >
> > Love all of you so much!
> >
> > Saggie
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