I was just wondering about something. Did any of you happen to watch
tonight's special lost episode? It was a riot!
Peter had not been eating his fiber like a good boy, and found he could
no longer have a BM (bowel movement). He sat on the toilet for an
entire day trying to push a BM (bowel movement) out, but no such luck.
Cindy walked in on him trying to push, and immediately ran to Carol to
tell - being the tattle tale she was. Peter told her he would cut up
her Kitty Caryall doll. Her cat Fluffy wasn't far behind, he warned.
Carol and Alice ran to the bathroom immediately, and questioned Peter
about not being able to pass a BM (bowel movement). Carol told Alice
to go and fire up the enema machine, this one would take a full gallon
of her special hot soap formula. Well, indeed they gave Peter an
enema, and he shot a 20 inch, 5 pound BM (bowel movement) out of his
rectum. He felt so much better.
Carol looked at his anus, and decided to clean it. She started with a
rag, but really needed something stronger. Alice was ordered to scrub
Peter's rectum and anus with Safe soap, but that didn't get the stains
out either. Finally, they tried a mix of gasoline, turpentine and
airplane jet fuel (Mike always kept some in the garage).
Just as they were starting with the cleanout, in comes Jan smoking a
cigarette. All of the sudden, Peter farts right in Jan's direction,
causing a massive explosion totally singing all of Jan's blonde hair!
Everyone laughs - even Jan who said "well, glad I didn't throw out that
wig!"
A regular riot.
Love all of you so much!
Saggie
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