> Hi Derek my former love!
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> I actually dated a guy named Brian Miller in high school.
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> I am such a slut! Can you ever forgive me?
>
> Your former love,
>
> Saggie
I love you for the work that you do in the BM (bowel movement) arena. I
forgive you for being such a slut. It comes with the BM (bowel movement)
territory. You are forgiven and I'm sure you will have a fine time with me
in the limo when we attend the B-Emmies.
PS - I think that BM (Brian Miller) also dated Molly Fanton in high school.
He was quite unusual to say the least. He threw up in the cafeteria, got a
hard-on during the first day of gym, made a BM (bowel movement) on the floor
of the band room, and dated Molly. I was wondering something. Which is
worse?
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