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Subject: Re: DESPERATE CALL FOR THE BM (BOWEL MOVEMENT) LADY
Date: 11 Sep 2005 19:45:21 -0700
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BM (bowel movement) Lady!!! Thank God you are safe and back in the
U.S. I understand that you are helping the Katrina victims find their
lost BMs (bowel movements). God Bless you for this! I have just made
a $1,000 contribution to the American Red Cross and I have designated
that this contribution is restricted and may ONLY be used to help
Katrina victims find their lost BMs (bowel movements). Please post
here soon. We all love you and we are so sorry that you lost so much
in this evil hurricane.
saggie diapers wrote:
> I was just wondering about something. Did you know I heard from the BM
> (bowel movement) lady? I wanted to cry, and did cry, when I heard the
> news.
>
> Here is her email..
>
> My dear dear honey basted lamb saggie,
>
> It is with a very heavy heart that I write you. As you may know, the
> President has requested I return home from Iraq immediately to focus on
> BM's (bowel movements) that were devastated by the Katrina hurricane.
> What many of you did now know is my home was New Orleans. I grew up
> here, and had planned to donate the BM (bowel movement) museum to the
> people of New Orleans to reflect the struggle they have had over the
> years. I thought what a perfect tribute. I had BM's (bowel
> movements) in storage that had been around since the civil war and
> beyond. All has been lost! The hurricane completely flooded the
> storage facility where the BM's (bowel movements) were housed. It
> breaks my heart. I have thought of suicide many times, but realize so
> many are counting on me to help them that I can not.
>
> The devastation here is HORRIBLE! I have been put in charge of the
> SuperDome and other areas where so many BM's (bowel movements) have
> been lost. My charge is to reunite every BM (bowel movement) with its
> owner. This will be no small task. So far, I have been successful.
> Several crates of BM's (bowel movements) have been sent to shelters
> in Houston, Dallas and San Antonio. But the task is dawnting.
>
> Must run. I love you my honey basted lamb!
>
> Tell you friends to donate to the Red Cross, and specifically mark the
> money for reuniting BM's (bowel movements).
>
> Love,
>
> The BM Lady
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