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From: "saggie diapers" <saggiediaperz@aol.com>
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Subject: Re: DESPERATE CALL FOR THE BM (BOWEL MOVEMENT) LADY
Date: 11 Sep 2005 13:48:50 -0700
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I was just wondering about something. Did you know I heard from the BM
(bowel movement) lady? I wanted to cry, and did cry, when I heard the
news.
Here is her email..
My dear dear honey basted lamb saggie,
It is with a very heavy heart that I write you. As you may know, the
President has requested I return home from Iraq immediately to focus on
BM's (bowel movements) that were devastated by the Katrina hurricane.
What many of you did now know is my home was New Orleans. I grew up
here, and had planned to donate the BM (bowel movement) museum to the
people of New Orleans to reflect the struggle they have had over the
years. I thought what a perfect tribute. I had BM's (bowel
movements) in storage that had been around since the civil war and
beyond. All has been lost! The hurricane completely flooded the
storage facility where the BM's (bowel movements) were housed. It
breaks my heart. I have thought of suicide many times, but realize so
many are counting on me to help them that I can not.
The devastation here is HORRIBLE! I have been put in charge of the
SuperDome and other areas where so many BM's (bowel movements) have
been lost. My charge is to reunite every BM (bowel movement) with its
owner. This will be no small task. So far, I have been successful.
Several crates of BM's (bowel movements) have been sent to shelters
in Houston, Dallas and San Antonio. But the task is dawnting.
Must run. I love you my honey basted lamb!
Tell you friends to donate to the Red Cross, and specifically mark the
money for reuniting BM's (bowel movements).
Love,
The BM Lady
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