When I'm not trolling usenet or starting fights in other groups, I
have been spending some of my important time researching ghosts. I
know this sounds crazy but then again most of you have come to expect
that from me anyway so hear me out. I think that I have found the
reason as to why some ghost sightings involve a moaning noise.
It is my belief that the sightings that involve moaning noises is due
to the spirit trying to pass a turd at the time of death. They can't
move on to the light until they complete their last shit.
Consider this. Most ghost sightings happen in older homes and the ones
that involve noises from the ghost itself are within 10 feet of what
was once and old bathroom. Perhaps the spirit was trying to pass a
large bowel movement and couldn't get it all the way out. Many of us
have experienced this at one time or another so I'm sure you can
relate. For example, Elvis died on the throne. Many have claimed to
have seen his ghost at Graceland (the song "Walking in Memphis" is a
good example of this!) so could it be that he was trying to pass a
large man turd and he is moaning for that reason or what?
I'm not beyond reaching back and helping mother nature along when I'm
caught in that situation and no, it isn't gross. It's nature. Filthy
Arabs do it all of the time.
Mister Charlie
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