Paul IS TOO Dead!
"John Whelan" <fritz@spamexpire-200604.rodent.frell.theremailer.net> wrote
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> Beans set me off every time. The sugars released when a person eats
> beans can't be digested properly and this causes bad gas. It isn't
> painful gas. I'm not complaining. Bean farts offer greater audible
> volume over your plain jane simple milkshake and cheeseburger farts.
> The problem is I don't like beans that much. I only eat them prior to
> going to a gas off contest with fellow faters. A gas off is where a
> group of people get together and measure sound emitted by farts using
> a sensitive decibel meter. Farts are also graded for smell, duration
> and pitch. More than a few of you are probably picking your jaws off
> of the floor while reading my confession but there is no time like the
> present to out myself. Lookingglass and Dale Houstman also from
> rec.music.beatles have come out of the bathroom so why not me!
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> John Whelan
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