Oswald's Grave-Mate Speaks
Fort Worth, Texas- curiosity seekers and morbid
assassinationophiles have long wondered who was
"Nick Beef", the strange guy who occupies the gravesite
next to Lee Harvey Oswald.
Their cat-like curiosity was answered on Friday, when
Oswald's cemetery-partner decided to speak out.
Beef, whose real name was Patric Abedin, described
himself as a "predeceased non-living dead non-performing
performance artist."
When questioned as to whether he had any beyond-the-grave
conversations with Oswald, Beef said, "Oh, sure,
Lee rambles on even worse than Samuel Byck (1930-1974)
the unemployed tire salesman who attempted to assassinate
President Richard Nixon."
"Byck really dishonored his country. By missing, I mean."
said Beef. "Actually, Nixon really dishonored his country,
too. I suppose that now I am rambling, also."
Beef had asked Lee Harvey Oswald to confide:
"Come on, now. Tell the truth. Who really killed Kennedy?"
Lee said, "I dunno. I didn' have nuthin ta doo wit it.
How in duh hell am I supposta know? I'm justa patsy."
"Probahly, doh", said Oswald", "it wassa buncha
high-ranking CIA operatives and right-wing Nixon dirty
tricksters, led by Allen Dullahs".
"Lee's grammar was really atrocious." said Beef.
"He really seemed too stupid to kill anybody with any
kind of viable plan."
Beef had purchased his gravesite next to Oswald at the precocious
age of 18, with a $17.50 downpayment and 16 monthly payments
of $10.00, for a grand total of $177.50. "In retrospect,"
said Beef, "that seems like a real bargain."
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Who's Nick Beef? Mystery of Lee Harvey Oswald's cemetery mate ...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2388955/
Whos-Nick-Beef-Mystery-Lee-Harvey-Oswalds-cemetery-mate-SOLVED.html
Visitors to the grave site of Lee Harvey Oswald have wondered
who Nick Beef was ever since his gravestone popped up next
to the assassin's
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Mystery of Grave Marked "Nick Beef" in Texas Next to
Lee Harvey Oswald
www.huffingtonpost.com/.../nick-beef-lee-harvey-oswald-grave...
It turns out Nick Beef is alive and living in New York.
... Abedin, now lives in Manhattan and calls himself a
nonperforming performance artist.
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