| Re: Cabbits and Squittens |
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| Tom Keske (ptkeske@comcast.net) |
2010/05/02 20:32 |
http://www.weis-family.org/sqwhy4eeyore.html
Why did the squirrel jump the electrical-pole transformer?
Any Philosphy 101 Professor
Why not?
Aristotle
It is the essence of squirrels to jump the electrical-pole transformer.
To actualize its potential.
Ayn Rand
It was jumping the electrical-pole transformer because of its own rational
choice to do so. There cannot be a collective unconscious; desires are
unique to each individual.
Margaret Thatcher
There was no alternative.
Mark Knophler
How come Squirrels got Industrial Disease?
Mark Twain
The news of its jumping has been greatly exaggerated.
Marshall McLuhan
The Electrical-pole transformer is the Medium. The squirrel is the Message!
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