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From: "Thomas Keske" <ptkeske@comcast.net>
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Subject: Tongue Depressor Poem
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Tongue Depressor Poem
Opun ya mouf an shay, ahhhh...
Ahll thee wuhths wrawwng-
OOhh, thashh it.
Wan yah gaths two awld,
ya spun haf ya laff shitin
inna dahktah's awfish
Whut lattle laugh ya half leff-
I meannda haf-life ya haf left-
ish filluhd wif pills and prashciptions
anaa funna-sownan mudical duh-sciptions
uf ya duh-tear-achin cundishion
- I meanna "da-tired-iatun" kindishun
Aw fuh cryan ow lowd-
Ya fawhud ish hot
Ya tuhng ish covad wif spots
An yaw sowunds lak ya ah fum Bostahn
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