ISLAMOCHRISTOJEWS
Something needs to be done about the Radical IslamoChristoJews.
These people are so crazy and violent, they will blow up
the entire world.
These people are the pitiful epitome of the VirtuousVicious.
Probably, that is because they are so backward and superstitious.
Not all IslamoChristoJews are Radical IslamoChristoJews.
But entirely too many IslamoChristoJews are radical.
What they long for most is to subdue their suspicious neighbors,
rob the fruits of their labors, and keep their assumed-to-be-sinister
fellow citizens in a state of submission, as part of their Holy Mission.
They wish to exploit the power of majority in order to
propagate their doctrine of Minority Inferiority.
The IslamoChristoJews wish to keep what they see as the sinful
citizenry in constant Shock and Awe of the Iron Fist of the Law.
I say, it is better to be subversive than submissive. That is the
purpose of my writing this missive.
You should remember that all IslamoChristoJews are all
"People of the Book". What needs to be done, in order
to restore sanity and civil order, is for the Long Arm
of the Law to throw the Book at them.
In support of this uplifting Cause, we need a new movement called
"Take Back Christmas for Santa Claus".
I say that we should kick Christ's keister so far out of Christmas,
that we knock Him clear into the New Year.
In fact, let us kick Christ's keister clear out to Easter.
If you don't think that is funny, you will be punished
by getting no chocolate from the Easter Rabbit Bunny.
That is merely turnabout of the most cherished tenet of
the IslamoChristoJews. To their minds, it is not
their obligation, as proponents of an idea, to provide
proof of the idea.
It is *your* obligation to accept the idea, without proof.
Your failure to do so, to the IslamoChristoJew,
is automatically proof of your lack of virtue.
The Radical IslamoChristoJews consider themselves to
be the world foremost authorities on the subjects
of the Unknowable and the Unprovable.
If you fail to salute, or show insufficient enthusiasm
when you applaud and cheer, the punishments will be
most severe.
All parties who are deeply offended by this poem
are urged to write letters, immediately, to the
Ohio State Bureau of the ProJudeoCryptoChristianIslamoFascist
Anti-Defamation League, the De Facto Defalcation and
Defecation League, the League of Nations,
the Justice League of America (attn: Lightning Lad),
the Louisville Ladies Crocheting and Knitting Alliance,
and the Beaverton, Illinois Boys' Little League Division.
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