BURGERMEISTER BUN-BUDDIES
Our Customer/Consumer Capitalist Class Quality Commitment:
The Team at Mr. BurgerMeister offers not only friendly service,
but a Full-Service Fast-Friendship-Franchise,
where our customers can pick people like pickles,
to be their best friends, or simply as their love slaves,
as sleazy as our coleslaw and cheezy fries
... made to order, your way!
At Mister BurgerMeister, we offer only the Real Thing
- no transexuals or trans fats or femmes
Start having Fun with your BurgerMeister Bun-Buddy, today!
At BurgerMeister, we are only following orders... YOUR orders.
Place Your Order, Now:
Skin Color:
- Vanilla Creme
- Dove Bar Chocolate
- Chinese Mustard
- Mulatto Cafe Latte
Height:
- Super-Size-Queen
- Big Boy Top Dog
- Bad Boy Bottom Whopper
- Itty-Bitty-Burger
Sex:
- Here
- To Go
- On Our Dining Room Table
Age:
- 10 to 16 *
- 17 to 25
- 26 to 30
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* Void where prohibited.
(Available only in states where legalized)
"Bun Buddies" is a registered trademark.
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food waste including meat, fish, bones and
dairy products, vegetables and fruit.
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