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nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:42AC1D0E.33450544@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> headdr wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4047C83E.D4C86525@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Countryside: Murder of a nation.
> > >
> > > Countryside. Murder of the environment.
> > >
> > Beside: Killing the hive.
> > Curbside: Doing away with your inhibitions.
> > Herbicide: A no salt diet.
> > Genocide: Killing a short fat Italian.
> > Poultricide: Choking your chicken.
>
> C-Side: Murdering the ocean.
>
> C-Side: Murdering a computer.
>
> D-Side: Murdering a demon.
>
Indecision: Opening cut, hesitantly made by an Asian surgeon.
Not a Native American surgeon?
Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
Who's da man?? Who's da man??
(What's diss big slimy insect thingey doing wrapped up in maa
parachute?)
What big slimy insect thingey?
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4118738E.E43FB8D5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Babble: Cross between a sheep and a male cow.
> >
> > Bubble: A fat male cow.
> >
> > Hortense: A nervous prostitute.
> >
> > Hubble: Very far seeing bull.
> >
> > Gable: Homosexual bull.
> >
> > Lamba: Male sheep that has bred.
> >
> > Rubble: A ruined bull.
> >
> > Yuba: Sound of a female sheep (Ewe) or a tree sheep (Yew).
> >
> > Yuban: Ban on female sheep or a certain tree (Yew).
>
> Bubble Sextant: Baby male cow who guards the church ornaments and can not
> only jump over the moon but can also shoot the stars and sun.
Sextant: Ant on Viagra.
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