DIXIE
Oh, there's discontent in the Land of Cotton
Injustices there are conveniently forgotten
Look the other way, the other way, other way
Dixieland
Oh, they're reconstructing the Constitution
They must protect their institutions
It's in their way. In their way. In the way.
of Dixieland
Oh, they're conservatives, they don't like Dan Rather
They are more comfortable with Cotton Mather
It's yesterday, yesterday, yesterday
in Dixieland
Politics are rotten in the Land of Cotton
Sensitivity there is strictly verboten
They wear the grey. Wear the grey. Wear the grey
in Dixieland
Oh, they've got big contracts in the Land of Cotton
Gains down there, are mostly ill-gotten
Big contracts. In Iraq. They are handed. In Dixieland.
Oh, I wish we could blow Dixie, away, away
Blow Dixieland , because you must understand
There is just no fixing Dixie
No fixing, no fixing, no fixing down in Dixie
They got Ku Klux Klan in the Land of Cotton
And right-wing kooks, who are missing buttons
Missing buttons, missing buttons, missing buttons
in Dixieland.
Oh, there's dirty tricks way down in Dixie
But they haven't been caught, nor convicted
Dirty tricks. And ignorant hicks.
Dirty tricks. in Dixieland.
In the Land of Cotton, they are pointing a cannon
They take commands from Pat Buchanan
It's their Last Stand. They take commands.
They take commands. In Dixieland.
In the Land of Cotton, they've got 10 Commandments
The courts down there got no containment
No contained. Not restrained. Not constrained, in Dixieland
Yes, they have got judges like Roy Moore
That's why we need a second Civil War
Civil War, Civil War, another Civil War with Dixie
They had sodomy laws that were wall-to-wall
Cause they're real big men, but they've got cotton balls
Cotton balls, cotton balls, cotton balls, in Dixieland
Oh, they're pointing a cannon at you and me
They are one big Grand Old Party
In the cotton. There's a cannon. In the cotton, in Dixieland.
Oh, I wish we could blow Dixie, away, away
Blow Dixieland , because you must understand
There is just no fixing Dixie
No fix, no fix, no fixing down in Dixie
Oh, what was the date, it was estimated
that we were supposedly emancipated?
It's constipated, constipated, constipated
in Dixieland.
Oh, they got their guns, and their fighting Evil
They're going bowling with Boll Weevils
Fighting Evil. Of boll weevils. Fighting Evil,
in Dixieland
They've got real old coots, who are scratching cooties
but you better duck, they start shooting
The old coots. With the cooties. In the cotton.
in Dixieland.
It's a shooting range, and it's really strange
but it very rarely ever changes
Ever change. Ever change. Ever change in Dixie.
They've got unruly crowds and they've got Jim Crow
But they haven't got their ducks in a row
Got Jim Crow. Ducks in a row. In a row. In Dixieland.
Oh, they got the Klan and they got Ku Klux
and they got lots of trucks, that are full of Dead Ducks
They got dead ducks, they haul in trucks,
got dead ducks, in Dixieland
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