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From: Borked Pseudo Mailed <nobody@pseudo.borked.net>
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Subject: You a MF In RENO and the Kissin's Missin'?
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Date: Thu, 8 Jun 2006 23:49:46 -0600 (MDT)
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You Married?...But The Kissin's Missin?
This isn't spam and isn't crap
just from one man who wants to rap
Things are missing for him lots
I hope for him you'll have the hots
Are you married but something's missin'?
Well, hold it, Sweetheart - stop n' listen
I'm married, too, things could be better
so here I am, with this letter
Now I'm not one to justify
and it's no one's place to ask me why
I just know that I desire
to find someone in, among the mire
I'm searching for a doll who's nice
who'll write back soon and break the ice
Someone who wants, who needs attention
so here's some more I need to mention
I'm athletic, blond and blue
with a sexy voice that's just for you
My sensual smile, my humor great
I know you're there so let's not wait
I'm tall, seductive, so I've been told
with a voice that's deep, that says it bold
I'll turn you on, make your heart race
your breathing rapid and warm of face
My tongue is magic, my lips are warm
I'd love exploring your luscious form
So just imagine how it could be
if each other, we could see
To touch, to hold, to kiss, be near
and hear my words close to your ear
Now I can't promise you the world
but I can show you me unfurled
100%, all man, all male
in pleasing you, I will not fail
In what I say I've also done
Seems to me we need some fun!
I'm slow and sensual, very caring
and know to answer would be quite daring
But I'll be silent, must be discreet
for when it happens that we meet
We'll write in mail and go from there
To get to know is only fair
This is the way that I know best
to find you in, among the mess
A disappointment you won't feel
when discovering my sex appeal
This is sincere, I'm just one man
Wrote this myself, the best I can
God's gift I'm not and make no claim
but still I want you, just the same
If I've intrigued you, made you think
then contact me, see how I rank
Don't hit REPLY but click my mail
It'll reach me, it won't fail
I'm here and waiting, yes, it's true
What happens next is up to you...
.....................................
nightmoods@yahoo.com
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