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Subject: Re: Guess what I've owned for three years...
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Date: Mon, 03 Sep 2007 13:07:30 GMT
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"]v[etaphoid" <met@phoid.con> wrote in message
news:46dbcc5a$0$7087$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>
> "-=Spudley=-" <-=Spudley=-@home.com> wrote in message
> news:cngCi.29389$4A1.4939@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>>> First correct guess wins a pound of turnips and a brand new garden
>>>>> gnome decked out in the official colours of your favourite football
>>>>> team or internet service provider...
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> ]v[etaphoid
>>>>> - Proud owner of Spudley's online ass since 2004...
>>>>
>>>> Your clenched fist permanently superglued to your prick.
>>>
>>> Whilst that would explain why it takes me so comparatively long to type
>>> out replies (at least compared to your 10-minutes-or-its-free approach
>>> to responding to all posts in a.n.a. irrespective of whether or not
>>> you've actually got anything remotely intelligent, relevant or even
>>> vaguely entertaining to say), I'm afraid it is not the correct answer.
>>
>> However, seeing as how I am a thoroughly decent bloke, I will allow you
>> to have a second shot at guessing the correct answer, not least of which
>> because I know nobody else would appreciate the prize half so much as
>> you...
>> Oh! And a monthy subscription of, "Perfecting the art of being a total
>> wanker in public".
>
> That would be a much more cutting retort, were it not delivered by a
> (probable) man with half a garden gnome sticking out his arse...
That fictitious garden gnome of a decrepit, sick persons imagination, who's
name would be if he could be (wannabe) Megaroid Dingelberry, the lusting
fudge packer of Looneyville. The worst arse sniffing dag in the Universe
Who can't quite get what he wants by watching UK football games, with
so-called-men stuffing their heads up each others arses for fun, where he
generally he gets his weekly carnal viewing dose, gets bored, but still
can't resist the urge to amuse himself further, so he seeks alternate news
groups for spewing forth his sick secret wants and desires on their
unsuspecting viewers.
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