Kevin Blackburn wrote:
> In article <3F2A7D77.EEC1CEB2@speedlink.com.au>, SaraM
> <egk@speedlink.com.au> writes
> >>> Anyway, white chocolate and plaster, the final product, don't mix
> >>> well.
> >
> >(Remind self to ask him how he knows that)
>
> Pure speculation.
Hmm - white chocolate and plaster is awfully similar to an old
recipe with plaster and sugar some people use for killing *rats*...
<watches Kevin intently, licks lips, prepares to pounce>
> >> Actually I was considering having you dilapidated, and applying Latex.
> >
> >Hmm - I can't help but think that if you applied the latex first,
> >before dilapidating him, it'd be a lot less messy. We do have the rugs
> >to think about, you know.
>
> Yeah. They might get dilapidated (or depilated, whatever)
Their getting depilated wouldn't matter - they're bare skin rugs 8)
<quickly ducks behind couch>
> >> Then if we got interupted in the mold making process, you'd at least
> >> be able to move. The only real problem I see is keeping the
> >> Similcarum from being eaten by you and your Fellow Cultists befor the
> >> spells are finnished...
> >
> >And why would that be a problem? If the cultists ate the Brother
> >Blackburn effigy *before* the spells worked, they'd just have to turn
> >around and make another one, wouldn't they? Then, just supposing they
> >found all that glistening white chocolate completely gastronomically
> >irresistable and they ate *that* effigy too? That's right - then they'd
> >have to make yet *another* totally irrisistable yummy white chocolate
> >Blackburn clone, which, what with their being greedy piggy little
> >cultists and everything, they'd no doubt promptly eat as well, and so
> >on and so forth. Pretty soon, not only would we have rid the entire
> >world of the evil imposter-menace that is "white" chocolate, we'd have
> >some *very* plump and tender little cultist butterballs on which to dine 8)
> >
> >EVIL Goodbye Kitty
> >in deed
>
> Of course, this is part of my master plan to have a very plump and
> tender big EGK. Mmm, bouncing rubber balls.
But if I was twice as big, wouldn't I be *twice* as scary, and
require *twice* as many red-blooded cultist sacrifices to satisfy
my needs...?
Say...
<think><think><think>...
<LEER>...!
EVIL Goodbye Kitty
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