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From: Kevin Blackburn <kevin@fairbruk.demon.co.uk>
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In article <3F2A7D77.EEC1CEB2@speedlink.com.au>, SaraM
<egk@speedlink.com.au> writes
>>> Anyway, white chocolate and plaster, the final product, don't mix
>>> well.
>
>(Remind self to ask him how he knows that)
Pure speculation.
>
>> Actually I was considering having you dilapidated, and applying Latex.
>
>Hmm - I can't help but think that if you applied the latex first,
>before dilapidating him, it'd be a lot less messy. We do have the rugs
>to think about, you know.
Yeah. They might get dilapidated (or depilated, whatever)
>
>> Then if we got interupted in the mold making process, you'd at least
>> be able to move. The only real problem I see is keeping the
>> Similcarum from being eaten by you and your Fellow Cultists befor the
>> spells are finnished...
>
>And why would that be a problem? If the cultists ate the Brother
>Blackburn effigy *before* the spells worked, they'd just have to turn
>around and make another one, wouldn't they? Then, just supposing they
>found all that glistening white chocolate completely gastronomically
>irresistable and they ate *that* effigy too? That's right - then they'd
>have to make yet *another* totally irrisistable yummy white chocolate
>Blackburn clone, which, what with their being greedy piggy little
>cultists and everything, they'd no doubt promptly eat as well, and so
>on and so forth. Pretty soon, not only would we have rid the entire
>world of the evil imposter-menace that is "white" chocolate, we'd have
>some *very* plump and tender little cultist butterballs on which to dine 8)
>
>EVIL Goodbye Kitty
>in deed
Of course, this is part of my master plan to have a very plump and
tender big EGK. Mmm, bouncing rubber balls.
--
Kevin Blackburn Kevin@fairbruk.demon.co.uk
Kaboing, kaboing, kakitty.
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