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From: David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com>
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Subject: Re: You're the One That I Want (Upgrade Suggestions)
Date: Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:08:31 -0230
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On May 17, 2018, Tulip Renegade wrote
(in article<Qr-dnSE7x666d2HHnZ2dnUU7-V3NnZ2d@giganews.com>):
> Well I do believe that I hit the jackpot on this song and how in
> today's society that it is not applicable to a majority of the world.
> Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta probably never thought about this
> but they actually wrote a 'Straight' people song. So for all the
> homosexual men, congratulations, this one is for you guys!
> Unfortunate for the lesbian community this one is out of your league.
> Not sure when Travolta entered into the Scientology Religion, but this
> is probably part of the problem here and Olivia is just from down
> under.
>
> Perhaps a remix could be done.... maybe the main verbiage could be
> something like this....
>
> I think these renditions could be a top 10 billboard song for each.
>
> You better shape up cause I need a
> chick
> (Lesbian Version)
>
> You better shape up cause I need [b:a3ca6f56ad]some
> dick[/b:a3ca6f56ad] [color=#8000BF:a3ca6f56ad](Homosexual Man
> Version)[/color:a3ca6f56ad]
>
> This is all I could give and out of the bottom of my heart, I
> apologize on behalf of the movie 'Grease' for letting this slip the
> the cracks. As for the transgenders, this is a tricky one as you have
> the best of both worlds and should not take offense to this song.
> ROCK ON PEEPS!
>
> BTW... I challenge anyone who can dub this song and post on here. I
> double dog dare you for each rendition.
>
> View the attachments for this post at:
> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=403733833#403733833
In the Montreal Fringe Festival recently they had a musical
play that was a lesbian love story called Greasy (a female
friend of mine who I used to hope was bisexual and who
moved to Montreal last year posted on Facebook about it).
--
David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)
http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)
“Take me out beyond the incline/Make it past the former fault line
For today I let the moment win" (Sarah McLachlan)
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