Nenea Anghel wrote:
Gogu Shatters Masturbation World Record!
June 22, 2005
It's official, Gogu is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat
of endurance and determination, Gogu achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour
period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Gogu remained
focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films.
With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at
all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his
quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm
that Gogu is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ
reporters after the record setting event, Gogu was quoted as saying,
"masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day
since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who
achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not
available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Gogu said
"my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis
to soothe the burning".
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rekord mondieal si olinbiq.
spartan si semizeiesq !!
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