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Date: 23 Oct 2004 18:58:16 GMT
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Subject: Re: I'm tired of all the spam, let's talk about masturbating again!
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Hope you don't mind answers from one of your gay readers...
>1. Are you male or female? Male
>2. How often do you masturbate?
2 or 3 times a week, usually on my days off
>3. Do you get totally naked or are you clothed when masturbating?
Almost always naked, usually right before I'm planning on taking a nap.
>4. Where do you most often masturbate?
Usually in bed
>5. Do you prefer fingers/hands or toys?
Whatever I can get my hands on at the time. ;-) Have used all three
techniques
>6. Do your masturbate with your significant other?
<Sigh> Don't have one yet...
>7. Have you ever tried anal stimulation? Did you enjoy it?
Yes, and I enjoy it immensely. While in college, I bought a dildo and had some
really intense orgasms with it.
>8. Do you regularly taste your own fluids during masturbation?
I wouldn't say that I do it regularly
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>9. Have you ever tasted your own fluids during masturbation?
I do enjoy tasting my precum and do that almost every time I masturbate. I
sometimes also eat my cum if it starts oozing out before I reach a full orgasm
>10. Have you ever masturbated outside?
Yes, when I was younger, I used to masturbate a LOT outdoors. Loved the
feeling of being naked -- or nearly naked --
I suppose the chance of being caught added to the intensity of it.
>11. Have you ever masturbated in someone elses house?
Yes. My most memorable was at the home of a close friend's parents.(I was best
man at his wedding) I was visiting them during a holiday and slept in his old
bedroom, which had been kept the way it was when he lived there. I jacked off
twice that night wondering how many times he had done the exact same thing in
that bed...
>12. What's the most unusual place you've ever masturbated?
I'd have to say while driving the car. For some reason I got really horny, and
while driving, I whipped it out and just started stroking it. Almost wrecked
the car when I came...
>13. What's the kinkiest masturbation you've ever done?
Don't know if I'd call it "kinky", but a few yers ago, I bought a two-speed
massager (one of those used to stimulate sore muscles) and turned it on low and
set it against my balls. Then turned it on high and ran it up and down my
shaft which produced a really mind-blowing orgasm. I still use it!
>14. What's the longest number of hours you've spent masturbating?
2 or 3. On really indulgent days, I'll pop in and watch a video, maybe read
some erotica online before heading to bed to finish myself off. If I get
really lucky, someone online will im me for a cyber session, or perhaps a great
jack off session over the phone.
>15. How many orgasms in a row have you had from masturbating?
Nowadays, 1 or 2 at the most. But when I was younger, about 4 or 5. Ah, the
good ol' days...
>16. Have you ever masturbated with another person?
Not lately (darn it), but in my youth, I had a great group of friends who would
get together and we'd masturbate often. It seemed no matter what we were doing,
we would find time to drop our pants and jack off. The best times were when
we'd stroke each other off. Nothing better than having someone else's hand
working your cock.
>17. Have you ever masturbated at work?
A while back I worked as a stage manager in a theatre. During long rehearsals
or performances (when I didnt have a lot of cues to worry about) I'd drop my
pants and stroke myself off, just a few feet away from hundreds of audience
members in my enclosed little booth.
>18. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Only once, when I was about thirteen. I was at hom taking a "nap" and I guess
iwas making more noise than I thought, because suddenly the door opened and in
popped my father's head. I managed to cover myself up and feign sleep,
squinting through half closed eyes to see if he was going to say anything. He
just stood there for what seemed an eternity, before closing the door. I laid
there as still as could be before finally finishing myself off -- oh so careful
not to make any noise whasoever.
>19. What's something you'd like to do during masturbating, but haven't?
Would love to be in the middle of a big ol' circle jerk, where a bunch of guys
ar kneeling over me and stroking their big rods while i stroke mine. Love to
have them all shoot thier hot loads all over me...
>20. Have you masturbated today?
Not yet, but will right after i finish this survey..... ;-)
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