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Man on meth fights off 12 cops while masturbating in bar...
By Shane Dixon Kavanaugh

A Beaverton man was arrested following a string of erratic outbursts that
culminated in the suspect allegedly masturbating in a Salem roadhouse,
officials said.

It took a Taser and more than a dozen officers on Sunday to finally
subdue Andrew Frey inside Iggy's Bar & Grill on Portland Road Northeast,
the Marion County Sheriff's office said.

The 37-year-old man later told authorities he had used methamphetamine
the day before and had no recollection of the alleged wild behavior,
according to officials.

The brouhaha began around 1 p.m. when sheriff's deputies started
receiving reports of man acting bizarrely in the 9000 block of Brooklake
Road Northeast, officials said.

The man, identified as Frey, had allegedly called a locksmith and later
refused to pay the worker for his services, Marion County officials said.

After allegedly stiffing the locksmith, Frey wandered over to Brook's
Market and refused to leave, officials said. An employee at the market
had to eventually escort the alleged suspect off of the property, who
then made his way to Iggy's Bar & Grill.

That's when Frey's behavior allegedly took a turn for the vulgar, Marion
County officials said.

A bartender told authorities that Frey exposed his genitals and started
masturbating at the bar, officials said. By the time a Marion County
deputy arrived on scene, Frey had moved from the bar to the bathroom, but
reportedly had not stopped pleasuring himself.


Frey allegedly resisted arrest, forcing the deputy to zap the suspect
with a Taser multiple times, officials said. The Taser had no effect on
Frey, who then allegedly starting fighting with the deputy, officials
said.


At least 15 police officers from Salem, Keizer and Marion County rushed
to the bar and were eventually able to take the suspect into custody,
officials said.

Frey was later charged with public indecency, resisting arrest and theft.


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