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JonesieCat (jonesiecactus@yahoo.com) 2009/06/14 03:08

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"AZ Nomad" <aznomad.3@PremoveOBthisOX.COM> wrote in message
news:slrnh38sps.dio.aznomad.3@ip70-176-155-130.ph.ph.cox.net...
> On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:18:56 +0100, john smith
> <the_johnsmith@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
>>"AZ Nomad" <aznomad.3@PremoveOBthisOX.COM> wrote in message
>>news:slrnh362dk.r2q.aznomad.3@ip70-176-155-130.ph.ph.cox.net...
>>> On Sat, 13 Jun 2009 02:56:53 +0100, john smith
>>> <the_johnsmith@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Slobodan Milosevic" <danmartisek@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:fe0dbec3-dada-4059-8417-435644eff212@l12g2000yqo.googlegroups.com...
>>>>On Jun 9, 12:10 pm, Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:
>>>>> fl...@gosympatico.ca wrote:
>>>>> >Famed actor David Carradine reportedly committed suicide in a Bangkok
>>>>> >hotel Thursday, but friends and family are questioning the official
>>>>> >version of the story and some believe he may have been murdered. In
>>>>> >fact, some have posited that the actor, who was characterized as so
>>>>>
>>>>> In other words, his family is upset about him getting killed while
>>>>> trying to masturbate.
>>>
>>>>I must admit, the first thing I thought was autoerotic asphyxiation...
>>>
>>> yeah, but it's always the first thing you think
>
>>Nonsense!  My first thoughts are usually of necrophilic sodomy but the
>>facts
>>didn't seem to fit in this case...
>
> oh, and I thought I was the only one.
>
> Bumper sticker:
> Necrophilia:  that irristable urge to crack open a cold one.

bwahahahaha! hahaha! hahahaha!  ahah- wait - WAIT. AHHH <sharp intake of
breath>
SHAME on you. Go straight to your room (and no I don't want to know the
details therein).
BAD BOY, verrrrry baaaad boyyyy.



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