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Friday, December 23, 2005

Turns out the new Superman is super in all the right places.

In the upcoming movie "Superman Returns," sexy newcomer BRANDON ROUTH,
26, plays the Krypton refugee.

According to British tabloid the Sun, Routh's sizeable package is causing
trouble with studio honchos. The paper reports that Superman's red panty
bulge when viewed in profile could be distracting to audiences when the
film is released this June.

The Sun quotes an anonymous source saying, "It's a major issue for the
studio. Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on
the big screen."

What pea-brained Hollywood executives think that this "problem" isn't
going to sell tickets?



hero's manly attributes. In anticipation of a sequel, Dish hears wardrobe
people have already fitted Routh with a kryptonite codpiece to foil super
sausage's threatening powers.

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