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Subject: Y'allbonics is a Language ?
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The Association of Southern Schools has decided to seek a grant
designating Southern slang, or Y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in
all Southern schools. The following are excerpts from the
Y'allbonics/English dictionary.
1) HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting.
2) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi,
Hire yew?"
3) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow". Usage: "My
brother bard my pickup truck."
4) JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage:
"My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to Lanner."
5) BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayam.
Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,00 in
improvements."
6) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh
bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
7) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a
bare."
8) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a nutter bare."
9) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage:" Them
bammer boys sure are ignert!"
10) RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I
left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard
a few munts ago."
11) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my
brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
12) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thang's gonna catch far."
13) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of
mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
14) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek
don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
15) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age
65."
16) FAT - (noun and verb) - A battle or combat; to engage in battle or
combat. Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup yuh."
17) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners
are willin' to fat for are rats."
18) CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage: "Jest set that bare rat
cheer."
19) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddin't unnerstand a
wurd he sed . . . must be from some farn country."
20) DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
21) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen. Usage: "He
cain't breathe . . . give 'im some are!!"
22) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from
that there bob war fence."
23) JEW HERE - (pronoun and verb) - Contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my
brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
24) HAZE - (pronoun and verb) - A contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?"
"Nah . . . haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."
25) SEED - (verb) - Past tense of "to see." Usage: "I ain't never seed Noo
Yawk City."
26) VIEW - (verb and pronoun) - contraction. Usage: "I ain't never seed
Noo Yawk City. . . view?"
27) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gubmint
boys shore is ignert."
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