On Tue, 9 Dec 2003 19:20:15 -0000, 0 <1@2.3> wrote:
>In article <8ZjBb.15069$LI6.6250@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk>,
>Abyss@Dev.Null says...
>> MAKE MONEY!!!
>>
>>
>> MAKE THOUSANDS!!!
>>
>> I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it: I don't care about the useless pre-fabricated crap this message usually says. All I say is, it works. Continue pre-fab crap.
>>
>> WELL GUESS WHAT!!!
>>
>> Within seven days, I started getting money in the mail!! I
>> was shocked!! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept
>> coming in. In my first week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second week I had
>> made a total of more than $1000.00!! In the third week I had more than
>> $10,000.00 and it's still growing!! This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of $42,000.00 and it's still coming rapidly. It's certainly worth $6.00 and six stamps, and I have spent more than that on the lottery without ever winning!!!
>>
>> Let me tell you how this works and most important, why it works..........
>> also make sure you print this out NOW, so you can get the information off of it, as you will need it. I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly that you
>> will start making more money than you thought possible by doing something so easy!!
>>
>> Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully!! (Print it out or download it)
>>
>> Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in!! It's easy.
>> It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage) !!!
>>
>> IMPORTANT:
>>
>> This is not a rip-off, it is decent; it's legal; and it is virtually no risk - it really works!! If all the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends.
>>
>> PLEASE NOTE:
>>
>> Please follow the directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours
>> in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the honesty and
>> integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to
>> the instructions. You will now become apart of the Mail Order business. You
>> are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are
>> happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from the
>> mailing lists is secondary to income which is made from people like you and me asking to be included in that list. Here are the four easy steps to success.
>>
>> STEP ONE:
>>
>> Get six separate pieces of paper and write the following on
>> each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST."
>> Now get 6 U.S. $1.00 bills and place ONE inside of EACH of the six pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent thievery). Next, place one paper in each of the six envelopes and seal them. You now should have six sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a service.
>>
>> THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!!!!!
>>
>> You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it!! Like
>> most of us I was a little skeptical and little worried about the legal aspects
>> of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-238-5355) and they
>> confirmed that it is indeed legal!!
>
>Or alternatively just copy this post and substitute 6 addresses that
>will all end up coming straight to you (friends, relatives, postal
>boxes, accomodation addresses), send NO MONEY and post to as many news
>groups as you can. That way, every dollar that gets sent from the first
>layer comes straight to you!
Or the first lawyer. Pyramid schemes are illegal.
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