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Richard Steven Hack (richardstevenhack@SPAMHELLNOsbcglobal.net) 2005/05/30 04:01

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"Hayleighx" <nemo@anon.com> wrote in
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> Winona Ryder 'Constantly Wanted Sex' With Jamiroquai Frontman
>
> Here's the worst thing, though ... it's all true.

Well, excuse me, but HE says it's true.

I can well believe Noni is hot to trot, but if this guy can't handle it,
he's obviously a lame. You've got a tongue and fingers, asshole, use
them.

> "She has these enormous breasts - bigger than they look on film,"

I can buy that, although "enormous" is really not likely - she's not a
big girl. If she has more than a 36C, I'd be surprised. Angelina Jolie
is only a 36C and she's as well built as Noni. Besides since when has
anybody seen Noni's tits on film?

> explained, before going on to reveal how lovely Noni had "this habit
> of constantly wanting to play hide the sausage. It was exhausting".

And the idiot has no class for discussing his sexual relationship with a
girlfriend by name, ex or not.

She needs to start picking her boyfriends better - assuming this asshole
ever was one to begin with. Hooking up with Scientologist Beck was not a
smart move, either.

Noni, call me, I'll explain things to you like Dr. Tim used to...

--
Richard Steven Hack
richardstevenhack@SPAMHELLNOsbcglobal.net

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