Uzytkownik "stoney" <stoney@the.net> napisal w wiadomosci
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> On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 12:04:48 +0100, "Piorokrat" <piorokrat@autograf.pl>,
> Message ID: <bqpp5f$snd$1@news.onet.pl> wrote in alt.atheism;
>
> >
> >Uzytkownik "stoney" <stoney@the.net> napisal w wiadomosci
> >news:h97qsvg0pkl600foln6hvkpndesqf6nm7n@4ax.com...
> >> On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 13:52:53 +0100, "Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com>,
> >> Message ID: <bqfe2p$n8p$1@nemesis.news.tpi.pl> wrote in alt.atheism;
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Uzytkownik "Don Kresch" <ROT13.qxerfpu@jv.ee.pbz.com> napisal w
> >wiadomosci
> >> >news:msdmsv0ogkho8olrieok35dpps1i11ui48@4ax.com...
> >> >> In alt.atheism on Mon, 1 Dec 2003 09:00:51 +0100, "Piorokrat"
> >> >> <piorokrat@autograf.pl> let us all know that:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Uzytkownik "Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> napisal w wiadomosci
> >> >> >news:8gmlsvg39815kfd31mokr627n59a0jlqjm@Pern.rk...
> >> >> >> On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 13:38:29 +0100, "Piorokrat"
> >> >> >> <piorokrat@autograf.pl> posted in alt.atheism:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Uzytkownik "raven1" <cflpurqryrcunag@synfuznvy.pbz> napisal w
> >> >wiadomosci
> >> >> >> >news:l54fsvs3pk5sca42kgbv2air0hhqrg9mvv@4ax.com...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> ROT-13 on Email to reply.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Well that's too much work for a start.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> It wouldn't be if you used a real news client.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >If I used a real news client, it wouldn't be so easy for me to swap
> >> >easily
> >> >> >between e-mails and usenet about twenty times in the course of a
day.
> >> >>
> >> >> Oh really? Then why can you do both email and newsreading with
> >> >> Forte Agent?
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >I don't get on too well with Forte's GUI, and it doesn't handle, or
> >didn't
> >> >at the build number I reviewed, multiple e-mail accounts easily.
> >> >
> >> >As far as I can see there is no ideal panacea software. The Mozilla
stuff
> >> >which I tried was no better either. Either we have to use separate
> >software
> >> >for separate tasks or if we use a software for a number of things at
> >once,
> >> >we have to accept it's gonna be a bit crap.
> >> >
> >> >It's like washer driers. They save you labour, but they neither have
the
> >> >durability nor do the quality job of separate washers and driers.
> >> >
> >> >That's what I hear, anyway. I'm no expert at housework, I can tell
you.
> >>
> >> /teasing mode
> >>
> >> But you do do windows...........
> >>
> >>
> >
> >Yes. I wonder if George Formby could have foreseen the double meaning of
his
> >favourite song:
> >
> >
> >
> >George Formby
> >
> >Windows
> >
> >Now I go cleaning windows to earn an honest bob,
> >For a nosey-parker it's an interesting job.
> >Now it's a job that just suits me
> >A window cleaner you would be
> >If you can see what I can see
> >When I'm cleaning windows!
> >Honeymooning couples, too.
> >You should see them bill and coo
> >You'd be surprised at things they do
> >When I'm cleaning windows!
> >In my profession I'll work hard but I'll never stop.
> >I'll climb this blinkin' ladder 'til I get right to the top!
> >The blushing bride, she looks divine;
> >The bridegroom, he is doing fine.
> >I'd rather have his job than mine
> >When I'm cleaning windows!
> >The chamber-maid sweet names I call.
> >It's a wonder I don't fall!
> >My mind's not on my work at all
> >When I'm cleaning windows!
> >I know a fellow, such a swell.
> >He has a thirst that's plain to tell.
> >I've seen him drink his bath as well
> >When I'm cleaning windows!
> >Oh, in my profession I'll work hard but I'll never stop.
> >I'll climb this blinkin' ladder 'til I get right to the top!
> >Pyjamas lying side by side,
> >Ladies nighties I have spied.
> >I've often seen what goes inside
> >When I'm cleaning windows!
> >Now there's a famous Talkie Queen,
> >She looks a flapper on the screen.
> >She's more like eighty than eighteen
> >When I'm cleaning windows!
> >She pulls her hair all down behind
> >Then pulls down her -- never mind!
> >And after that pulls down the blind
> >When I'm cleaning windows!
> >In my profession I'll work hard but I'll never stop.
> >I'll climb this blinkin' ladder 'til I get right to the top!
> >An old maid walks around the floor
> >She's so fed up, one day I'm sure
> >She'll drag me in a lock the door
> >When I'm cleaning windows!
>
> Formby...formby.....some type of wood treatment comes to mind....
>
> BTW....the Andrews Sisters really pulled a howler on the censors in the
> 40's with their hit "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B."
>
> Do a web search on "boogie woogie" but keep all liquids away. :)
>
I have to admit defeat. If you know a good URL with the story, I'd love to
read it.
Best,
Uncle Davey
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