| Re: The Bible vs. the Enuma Elish and Gilgamesh |
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| stoney (stoney@the.net) |
2003/12/06 23:17 |
On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 12:04:48 +0100, "Piorokrat" <piorokrat@autograf.pl>,
Message ID: <bqpp5f$snd$1@news.onet.pl> wrote in alt.atheism;
>
>Uzytkownik "stoney" <stoney@the.net> napisal w wiadomosci
>news:h97qsvg0pkl600foln6hvkpndesqf6nm7n@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 13:52:53 +0100, "Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com>,
>> Message ID: <bqfe2p$n8p$1@nemesis.news.tpi.pl> wrote in alt.atheism;
>>
>> >
>> >Uzytkownik "Don Kresch" <ROT13.qxerfpu@jv.ee.pbz.com> napisal w
>wiadomosci
>> >news:msdmsv0ogkho8olrieok35dpps1i11ui48@4ax.com...
>> >> In alt.atheism on Mon, 1 Dec 2003 09:00:51 +0100, "Piorokrat"
>> >> <piorokrat@autograf.pl> let us all know that:
>> >> >
>> >> >Uzytkownik "Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> napisal w wiadomosci
>> >> >news:8gmlsvg39815kfd31mokr627n59a0jlqjm@Pern.rk...
>> >> >> On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 13:38:29 +0100, "Piorokrat"
>> >> >> <piorokrat@autograf.pl> posted in alt.atheism:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >Uzytkownik "raven1" <cflpurqryrcunag@synfuznvy.pbz> napisal w
>> >wiadomosci
>> >> >> >news:l54fsvs3pk5sca42kgbv2air0hhqrg9mvv@4ax.com...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> ROT-13 on Email to reply.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >Well that's too much work for a start.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> It wouldn't be if you used a real news client.
>> >> >
>> >> >If I used a real news client, it wouldn't be so easy for me to swap
>> >easily
>> >> >between e-mails and usenet about twenty times in the course of a day.
>> >>
>> >> Oh really? Then why can you do both email and newsreading with
>> >> Forte Agent?
>> >>
>> >
>> >I don't get on too well with Forte's GUI, and it doesn't handle, or
>didn't
>> >at the build number I reviewed, multiple e-mail accounts easily.
>> >
>> >As far as I can see there is no ideal panacea software. The Mozilla stuff
>> >which I tried was no better either. Either we have to use separate
>software
>> >for separate tasks or if we use a software for a number of things at
>once,
>> >we have to accept it's gonna be a bit crap.
>> >
>> >It's like washer driers. They save you labour, but they neither have the
>> >durability nor do the quality job of separate washers and driers.
>> >
>> >That's what I hear, anyway. I'm no expert at housework, I can tell you.
>>
>> /teasing mode
>>
>> But you do do windows...........
>>
>>
>
>Yes. I wonder if George Formby could have foreseen the double meaning of his
>favourite song:
>
>
>
>George Formby
>
>Windows
>
>Now I go cleaning windows to earn an honest bob,
>For a nosey-parker it's an interesting job.
>Now it's a job that just suits me
>A window cleaner you would be
>If you can see what I can see
>When I'm cleaning windows!
>Honeymooning couples, too.
>You should see them bill and coo
>You'd be surprised at things they do
>When I'm cleaning windows!
>In my profession I'll work hard but I'll never stop.
>I'll climb this blinkin' ladder 'til I get right to the top!
>The blushing bride, she looks divine;
>The bridegroom, he is doing fine.
>I'd rather have his job than mine
>When I'm cleaning windows!
>The chamber-maid sweet names I call.
>It's a wonder I don't fall!
>My mind's not on my work at all
>When I'm cleaning windows!
>I know a fellow, such a swell.
>He has a thirst that's plain to tell.
>I've seen him drink his bath as well
>When I'm cleaning windows!
>Oh, in my profession I'll work hard but I'll never stop.
>I'll climb this blinkin' ladder 'til I get right to the top!
>Pyjamas lying side by side,
>Ladies nighties I have spied.
>I've often seen what goes inside
>When I'm cleaning windows!
>Now there's a famous Talkie Queen,
>She looks a flapper on the screen.
>She's more like eighty than eighteen
>When I'm cleaning windows!
>She pulls her hair all down behind
>Then pulls down her -- never mind!
>And after that pulls down the blind
>When I'm cleaning windows!
>In my profession I'll work hard but I'll never stop.
>I'll climb this blinkin' ladder 'til I get right to the top!
>An old maid walks around the floor
>She's so fed up, one day I'm sure
>She'll drag me in a lock the door
>When I'm cleaning windows!
Formby...formby.....some type of wood treatment comes to mind....
BTW....the Andrews Sisters really pulled a howler on the censors in the
40's with their hit "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B."
Do a web search on "boogie woogie" but keep all liquids away. :)
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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