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Subject: Re: The Bible vs. the Enuma Elish and Gilgamesh
Date: Fri, 5 Dec 2003 12:04:48 +0100
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Uzytkownik "stoney" <stoney@the.net> napisal w wiadomosci
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> On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 13:52:53 +0100, "Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com>,
> Message ID: <bqfe2p$n8p$1@nemesis.news.tpi.pl> wrote in alt.atheism;
>
> >
> >Uzytkownik "Don Kresch" <ROT13.qxerfpu@jv.ee.pbz.com> napisal w
wiadomosci
> >news:msdmsv0ogkho8olrieok35dpps1i11ui48@4ax.com...
> >> In alt.atheism on Mon, 1 Dec 2003 09:00:51 +0100, "Piorokrat"
> >> <piorokrat@autograf.pl> let us all know that:
> >> >
> >> >Uzytkownik "Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> napisal w wiadomosci
> >> >news:8gmlsvg39815kfd31mokr627n59a0jlqjm@Pern.rk...
> >> >> On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 13:38:29 +0100, "Piorokrat"
> >> >> <piorokrat@autograf.pl> posted in alt.atheism:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Uzytkownik "raven1" <cflpurqryrcunag@synfuznvy.pbz> napisal w
> >wiadomosci
> >> >> >news:l54fsvs3pk5sca42kgbv2air0hhqrg9mvv@4ax.com...
> >> >>
> >> >> >> ROT-13 on Email to reply.
> >> >>
> >> >> >Well that's too much work for a start.
> >> >>
> >> >> It wouldn't be if you used a real news client.
> >> >
> >> >If I used a real news client, it wouldn't be so easy for me to swap
> >easily
> >> >between e-mails and usenet about twenty times in the course of a day.
> >>
> >> Oh really? Then why can you do both email and newsreading with
> >> Forte Agent?
> >>
> >
> >I don't get on too well with Forte's GUI, and it doesn't handle, or
didn't
> >at the build number I reviewed, multiple e-mail accounts easily.
> >
> >As far as I can see there is no ideal panacea software. The Mozilla stuff
> >which I tried was no better either. Either we have to use separate
software
> >for separate tasks or if we use a software for a number of things at
once,
> >we have to accept it's gonna be a bit crap.
> >
> >It's like washer driers. They save you labour, but they neither have the
> >durability nor do the quality job of separate washers and driers.
> >
> >That's what I hear, anyway. I'm no expert at housework, I can tell you.
>
> /teasing mode
>
> But you do do windows...........
>
>
Yes. I wonder if George Formby could have foreseen the double meaning of his
favourite song:
George Formby
Windows
Now I go cleaning windows to earn an honest bob,
For a nosey-parker it's an interesting job.
Now it's a job that just suits me
A window cleaner you would be
If you can see what I can see
When I'm cleaning windows!
Honeymooning couples, too.
You should see them bill and coo
You'd be surprised at things they do
When I'm cleaning windows!
In my profession I'll work hard but I'll never stop.
I'll climb this blinkin' ladder 'til I get right to the top!
The blushing bride, she looks divine;
The bridegroom, he is doing fine.
I'd rather have his job than mine
When I'm cleaning windows!
The chamber-maid sweet names I call.
It's a wonder I don't fall!
My mind's not on my work at all
When I'm cleaning windows!
I know a fellow, such a swell.
He has a thirst that's plain to tell.
I've seen him drink his bath as well
When I'm cleaning windows!
Oh, in my profession I'll work hard but I'll never stop.
I'll climb this blinkin' ladder 'til I get right to the top!
Pyjamas lying side by side,
Ladies nighties I have spied.
I've often seen what goes inside
When I'm cleaning windows!
Now there's a famous Talkie Queen,
She looks a flapper on the screen.
She's more like eighty than eighteen
When I'm cleaning windows!
She pulls her hair all down behind
Then pulls down her -- never mind!
And after that pulls down the blind
When I'm cleaning windows!
In my profession I'll work hard but I'll never stop.
I'll climb this blinkin' ladder 'til I get right to the top!
An old maid walks around the floor
She's so fed up, one day I'm sure
She'll drag me in a lock the door
When I'm cleaning windows!
Best,
Uncle Davey
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