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Subject: Re: The Bible vs. the Enuma Elish and Gilgamesh
From: Mekkala <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com>
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Date: Wed, 03 Dec 2003 15:54:43 GMT
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On 03 Dec 2003, "Piorokrat" <piorokrat@autograf.pl> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:bqkvlh$ej4$1@news.onet.pl:
>
>> On 29 Nov 2003, "Piorokrat" <piorokrat@autograf.pl> screwed up his
face,
>> groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
>> news:bqa4eo$qit$1@news.onet.pl:
>>
>> >
>> >> On 28 Nov 2003, "Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com> screwed up his
face,
>> >> groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
>> >> news:bq7qnb$avh$1@atlantis.news.tpi.pl:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >> On 28 Nov 2003, "Dr. Jason Gastrich" <news@jcsm.org> screwed up
>> his
>> >> >> face, groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following
message
>> in
>> >> >> news:mIHxb.54581$t01.19729@twister.socal.rr.com:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Hello,
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > As promised, here are my answers to the assertions that the
>> Bible
>> >> >> > was based on some legends and myths. There was a very empty
and
>> >> >> > unsupported assertion regarding the Egyptian Book of the
Dead.
>> I
>> >> >> > had only a link, so I was unable to find any connection
between
>> it
>> >> >> > and the Bible. Consequently, I was unable to respond to any
>> >> >> > assertions regarding this book and the Bible. If someone
wishes
>> to
>> >> >> > expand on Don's link, I'd be happy to check it out.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Here is my research. Enjoy:
>> >> >> > http://jcsm.org/BibleLessons/Originality1.htm
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > God bless,
>> >> >> > Jason Gastrich
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> WOOHOO!! Some more airtight, irrefutable Gastrich logic!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "We know for absolutely positively sure the Pentateuch was
written
>> by
>> >> >> Moses. How do we know this? Why, because the Pentateuch says
>> so!"
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Jason, I salute you!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> *goes off to write a book that says it was written by Elvis*
>> >> >>
>> >> >> (Oh, and Jason -- if you really want people to think you're a
>> >> >> "Doctor", you should try not to randomly drop commas in between
>> words
>> >> >> when you write a paper)
>> >> >
>> >> > Thank you for obeying the all-usenet convention of making a
>> >> > grammatical mistake yourself while correcting someone else's
>> grammar.
>> >> >
>> >> > By the same token, in exchange for pointing out your split
>> infinitive,
>> >> > I now am duty bound to think up a preposition to end this
sentence
>> >> > with.
>> >>
>> >> And...
>> >>
>> >> "By the same token, in exchange for pointing out your split
>> infinitive,
>> >> I now am duty bound to think up a preposition with which to end
this
>> >> sentence."
>> >>
>> >> Fixed. And you are very welcome.
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >> Mekkala, Atheist #2148
>> >> "When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
>> >> realized I was talking to myself!"
>> >> --Peter O'Toole.
>> >
>> > Okay. You just started a sentence with 'and'.
>> > I must now make a mistake with my orthorgaphy.
>>
>> As far as I can tell, "And..." is not a sentence. It's, well, a
single
>> word, used in this case to denote that that post was a followup to my
>> other reply to your post.
>>
>> --
>> Mekkala, Atheist #2148
>> "When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
>> realized I was talking to myself!"
>> --Peter O'Toole.
>
> You broke the chain!
>
> Uncle Davey
>
>
>
Dammit!
:)
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
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