"Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com> wrote:
>Yes, my fat whore mama.
Thanks for clearing that up.
miguel
>"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
>news:hvo4sv8uv21lbk0nlh0ak5tld8q5t42qir@4ax.com...
>> "Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com> wrote:
>>
>> >My fat whore mama.
>>
>> !
>>
>> miguel
>>
>> ps topposters are losers. This is universal truth. HTH
>>
>> >"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
>> >news:d4c2svscg9qu9qi4iudf9k293bgje6jj3v@4ax.com...
>> >> "Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >EVEN better!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Are you sure you aren't a reject
>from
>> >the
>> >> >mini - penii NG?
>> >>
>> >> Does anybody, anywhere, think you are smart or witty?
>> >>
>> >> miguel
>> >>
>> >> >"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
>> >> >news:97o0sv8l5r60upsrglcaksl3kmlumpvfgd@4ax.com...
>> >> >> Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
>> >> >> at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >mike writes
>> >> >> >>Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
>> >> >> >>>mike writes
>> >> >> >>>>Shez wrote:
>> >> >> >>>>>Piorokrat writes
>> >> >> >>>>>>Shez
>> >> >> >>>>>>> Piorokrat
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >Shez
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >>Uncle Davey
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >"Shez"
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> Hecate100writes
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >"Piorokrat" wrote
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Shez
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Piorokrat
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >"Shez"
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> Zsarnok writes
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> >How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> None, but he doesn't understand democracy,
>after
>> >all
>> >> >anyone who pushes
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> themselves into other peoples lives without an
>> >> >invitation or a by your
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> leave has little concept of privacy, democracy
>or
>> >> >even good manners
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet
>groups
>> >> >required special
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >invitations by the in crowd before a new perspn
>> >could
>> >> >turn up.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a
>> >little
>> >> >piece of parchment
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >with gold calligraphy on it.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a
>> >> >by-your-leave, everyone else
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >was personally introduced and had references
>taken.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >*snort!*
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Its not good manners to blunder into another user
>> >group
>> >> >and start
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > selling your used god products.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE
>MILLIONS
>> >FOR
>> >> >FREE!" posts.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty
>old
>> >> >man drooling
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle
>Davey."
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> Yuk...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >Heh.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >How cheap can you get?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you
>don't
>> >like
>> >> >it tough,
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a
>> >twenty
>> >> >five year
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >old woman of outstanding beauty.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals
>and
>> >> >child
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >molestors.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> >Uncle Davey
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it
>be
>> >a
>> >> >> >>>>>>> beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should
>be
>> >an
>> >> >> >>>>>>> outstanding beauty.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>I am just stating a fact.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
>> >> >> >>>>>>> kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have
>reacted
>> >by
>> >> >> >>>>>>> wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to your
>name.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
>> >> >> >>>>>>That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People
>seemed
>> >to
>> >> >think it
>> >> >> >>>>>>suited me.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> Such things are usually only added to make use of a
>> >relationship
>> >> >that
>> >> >> >>>>>>> doesn't exist, and to give an image of jocularity, that also
>> >> >doesn't
>> >> >> >>>>>>> exist.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with
>someone
>> >who
>> >> >is
>> >> >> >>>>>>> perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to understand
>why
>> >> >they
>> >> >> >>>>>>> should not see you, or accept you as their blood kin, in
>fact a
>> >> >real
>> >> >> >>>>>>> uncle.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this
>is
>> >any
>> >> >place
>> >> >> >>>>>>for children.
>> >> >> >>>>>>They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on
>such
>> >> >things as
>> >> >> >>>>>>this in the important years of their education.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>> An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of
>respect
>> >is
>> >> >one
>> >> >> >>>>>>> thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists on calling
>> >himself
>> >> >Uncle
>> >> >> >>>>>>> Davey is quite another.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as
>> >their
>> >> >personal
>> >> >> >>>>>>uncle.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need
>> >Christ
>> >> >for
>> >> >> >>>>>>that, that's what I'm saying.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>>Uncle Davey
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should
>> >leave
>> >> >well
>> >> >> >>>>>enough alone if I were you, your not improving your image at
>all.
>> >> >> >>>>>In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird
>than
>> >I
>> >> >> >>>>>thought you were.
>> >> >> >>>>>If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you
>have
>> >the
>> >> >> >>>>>right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your
>religion,
>> >god
>> >> >> >>>>>made them that way, Why would he then ask you to abuse and
>attack
>> >> >them.
>> >> >> >>>>>Do you also attack people born with blue eyes, disabled, or
>> >mentally
>> >> >> >>>>>ill.
>> >> >> >>>>>You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>>Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>>His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
>> >> >> >>>>is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
>> >> >> >>>>you.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I
>> >> >usually
>> >> >> >>>eat them for lunch...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention,
>> >need
>> >> >> >>>to be noticed.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>An interrogation ends with a question mark.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>Got it?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>GOOD.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>>Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch
>> >something,
>> >> >> >>>with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
>> >> >> >>just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
>> >> >> >>poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a
>small
>> >> >> >mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
>> >> >> >suprise,
>> >> >> > Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
>> >> >> >posts.
>> >> >> >That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess
>pits
>> >are
>> >> >> >higher than you.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at
>all
>> >> >> >times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am
>> >sure
>> >> >> >most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what they
>> >> >> >never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
>> >> >> your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
>> >> >> the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have
>no
>> >> >> >friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
>> >> >> >It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you
>> >learned
>> >> >> >not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >dsylexia...rules ko.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> That's clever.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> miguel
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >
>>
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