Yes, your fat whore mama.
"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
news:hvo4sv8uv21lbk0nlh0ak5tld8q5t42qir@4ax.com...
> "Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com> wrote:
>
> >My fat whore mama.
>
> !
>
> miguel
>
> ps topposters are losers. This is universal truth. HTH
>
> >"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
> >news:d4c2svscg9qu9qi4iudf9k293bgje6jj3v@4ax.com...
> >> "Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >EVEN better!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Are you sure you aren't a reject
from
> >the
> >> >mini - penii NG?
> >>
> >> Does anybody, anywhere, think you are smart or witty?
> >>
> >> miguel
> >>
> >> >"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
> >> >news:97o0sv8l5r60upsrglcaksl3kmlumpvfgd@4ax.com...
> >> >> Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
> >> >> at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
> >> >>
> >> >> >mike writes
> >> >> >>Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
> >> >> >>>mike writes
> >> >> >>>>Shez wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>Piorokrat writes
> >> >> >>>>>>Shez
> >> >> >>>>>>> Piorokrat
> >> >> >>>>>>> >Shez
> >> >> >>>>>>> >>Uncle Davey
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >"Shez"
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> Hecate100writes
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >"Piorokrat" wrote
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Shez
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Piorokrat
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >"Shez"
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> Zsarnok writes
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> >How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> None, but he doesn't understand democracy,
after
> >all
> >> >anyone who pushes
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> themselves into other peoples lives without an
> >> >invitation or a by your
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> leave has little concept of privacy, democracy
or
> >> >even good manners
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet
groups
> >> >required special
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >invitations by the in crowd before a new perspn
> >could
> >> >turn up.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a
> >little
> >> >piece of parchment
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >with gold calligraphy on it.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a
> >> >by-your-leave, everyone else
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >was personally introduced and had references
taken.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >*snort!*
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Its not good manners to blunder into another user
> >group
> >> >and start
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > selling your used god products.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE
MILLIONS
> >FOR
> >> >FREE!" posts.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty
old
> >> >man drooling
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle
Davey."
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >> Yuk...
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >Heh.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >How cheap can you get?
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >> >That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you
don't
> >like
> >> >it tough,
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a
> >twenty
> >> >five year
> >> >> >>>>>>> >old woman of outstanding beauty.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals
and
> >> >child
> >> >> >>>>>>> >molestors.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> >Uncle Davey
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it
be
> >a
> >> >> >>>>>>> beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should
be
> >an
> >> >> >>>>>>> outstanding beauty.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>I am just stating a fact.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
> >> >> >>>>>>> kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have
reacted
> >by
> >> >> >>>>>>> wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to your
name.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
> >> >> >>>>>>That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People
seemed
> >to
> >> >think it
> >> >> >>>>>>suited me.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> Such things are usually only added to make use of a
> >relationship
> >> >that
> >> >> >>>>>>> doesn't exist, and to give an image of jocularity, that also
> >> >doesn't
> >> >> >>>>>>> exist.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with
someone
> >who
> >> >is
> >> >> >>>>>>> perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to understand
why
> >> >they
> >> >> >>>>>>> should not see you, or accept you as their blood kin, in
fact a
> >> >real
> >> >> >>>>>>> uncle.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this
is
> >any
> >> >place
> >> >> >>>>>>for children.
> >> >> >>>>>>They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on
such
> >> >things as
> >> >> >>>>>>this in the important years of their education.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>> An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of
respect
> >is
> >> >one
> >> >> >>>>>>> thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists on calling
> >himself
> >> >Uncle
> >> >> >>>>>>> Davey is quite another.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as
> >their
> >> >personal
> >> >> >>>>>>uncle.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need
> >Christ
> >> >for
> >> >> >>>>>>that, that's what I'm saying.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>Uncle Davey
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should
> >leave
> >> >well
> >> >> >>>>>enough alone if I were you, your not improving your image at
all.
> >> >> >>>>>In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird
than
> >I
> >> >> >>>>>thought you were.
> >> >> >>>>>If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you
have
> >the
> >> >> >>>>>right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your
religion,
> >god
> >> >> >>>>>made them that way, Why would he then ask you to abuse and
attack
> >> >them.
> >> >> >>>>>Do you also attack people born with blue eyes, disabled, or
> >mentally
> >> >> >>>>>ill.
> >> >> >>>>>You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>>Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>>His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
> >> >> >>>>is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
> >> >> >>>>you.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I
> >> >usually
> >> >> >>>eat them for lunch...
> >> >>
> >> >> >>Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention,
> >need
> >> >> >>>to be noticed.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>An interrogation ends with a question mark.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>Got it?
> >> >>
> >> >> >>GOOD.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>>Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch
> >something,
> >> >> >>>with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
> >> >> >>just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
> >> >> >>poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
> >> >>
> >> >> > So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a
small
> >> >> >mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
> >> >> >suprise,
> >> >> > Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
> >> >> >posts.
> >> >> >That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess
pits
> >are
> >> >> >higher than you.
> >> >>
> >> >> >So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at
all
> >> >> >times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am
> >sure
> >> >> >most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what they
> >> >> >never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
> >> >>
> >> >> >In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
> >> >>
> >> >> I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
> >> >> your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
> >> >> the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
> >> >>
> >> >> >Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have
no
> >> >> >friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
> >> >> >It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you
> >learned
> >> >> >not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
> >> >>
> >> >> >Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
> >> >>
> >> >> >dsylexia...rules ko.
> >> >>
> >> >> That's clever.
> >> >>
> >> >> miguel
> >> >
> >>
> >
>
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