Yer fat whore mama.
"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
news:d4c2svscg9qu9qi4iudf9k293bgje6jj3v@4ax.com...
> "Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com> wrote:
>
> >EVEN better!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Are you sure you aren't a reject from
the
> >mini - penii NG?
>
> Does anybody, anywhere, think you are smart or witty?
>
> miguel
>
> >"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
> >news:97o0sv8l5r60upsrglcaksl3kmlumpvfgd@4ax.com...
> >> Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
> >>
> >> Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
> >> at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
> >>
> >> >mike writes
> >> >>Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
> >> >>>mike writes
> >> >>>>Shez wrote:
> >> >>>>>Piorokrat writes
> >> >>>>>>Shez
> >> >>>>>>> Piorokrat
> >> >>>>>>> >Shez
> >> >>>>>>> >>Uncle Davey
> >> >>>>>>> >> >"Shez"
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> Hecate100writes
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >"Piorokrat" wrote
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Shez
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Piorokrat
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >"Shez"
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> Zsarnok writes
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> >How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> None, but he doesn't understand democracy, after
all
> >anyone who pushes
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> themselves into other peoples lives without an
> >invitation or a by your
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> leave has little concept of privacy, democracy or
> >even good manners
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet groups
> >required special
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >invitations by the in crowd before a new perspn
could
> >turn up.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a
little
> >piece of parchment
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >with gold calligraphy on it.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a
> >by-your-leave, everyone else
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >was personally introduced and had references taken.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >*snort!*
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Its not good manners to blunder into another user
group
> >and start
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > selling your used god products.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE MILLIONS
FOR
> >FREE!" posts.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty old
> >man drooling
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey."
> >> >>>>>>> >> >> Yuk...
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >Heh.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >How cheap can you get?
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >> >That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you don't
like
> >it tough,
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a
twenty
> >five year
> >> >>>>>>> >old woman of outstanding beauty.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals and
> >child
> >> >>>>>>> >molestors.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> >Uncle Davey
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it be
a
> >> >>>>>>> beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should be
an
> >> >>>>>>> outstanding beauty.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>I am just stating a fact.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
> >> >>>>>>> kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
> >>
> >> >>>>>>It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have reacted
by
> >> >>>>>>> wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to your name.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
> >> >>>>>>That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People seemed
to
> >think it
> >> >>>>>>suited me.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> Such things are usually only added to make use of a
relationship
> >that
> >> >>>>>>> doesn't exist, and to give an image of jocularity, that also
> >doesn't
> >> >>>>>>> exist.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with someone
who
> >is
> >> >>>>>>> perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to understand why
> >they
> >> >>>>>>> should not see you, or accept you as their blood kin, in fact a
> >real
> >> >>>>>>> uncle.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this is
any
> >place
> >> >>>>>>for children.
> >> >>>>>>They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on such
> >things as
> >> >>>>>>this in the important years of their education.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>> An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of respect
is
> >one
> >> >>>>>>> thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists on calling
himself
> >Uncle
> >> >>>>>>> Davey is quite another.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as
their
> >personal
> >> >>>>>>uncle.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need
Christ
> >for
> >> >>>>>>that, that's what I'm saying.
> >>
> >> >>>>>>Uncle Davey
> >>
> >> >>>>>My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should
leave
> >well
> >> >>>>>enough alone if I were you, your not improving your image at all.
> >> >>>>>In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird than
I
> >> >>>>>thought you were.
> >> >>>>>If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you have
the
> >> >>>>>right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your religion,
god
> >> >>>>>made them that way, Why would he then ask you to abuse and attack
> >them.
> >> >>>>>Do you also attack people born with blue eyes, disabled, or
mentally
> >> >>>>>ill.
> >> >>>>>You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
> >>
> >> >>>>>Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
> >>
> >> >>>>His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
> >> >>>>is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
> >> >>>>you.
> >>
> >> >>>Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I
> >usually
> >> >>>eat them for lunch...
> >>
> >> >>Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
> >>
> >> >>>What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention,
need
> >> >>>to be noticed.
> >>
> >> >>An interrogation ends with a question mark.
> >>
> >> >>Got it?
> >>
> >> >>GOOD.
> >>
> >> >>>Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch
something,
> >> >>>with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
> >>
> >> >>That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
> >> >>just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
> >> >>poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
> >>
> >> > So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a small
> >> >mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
> >> >suprise,
> >> > Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
> >> >posts.
> >> >That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess pits
are
> >> >higher than you.
> >>
> >> >So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at all
> >> >times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am
sure
> >> >most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what they
> >> >never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
> >>
> >> >In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
> >>
> >> I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
> >> your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
> >> the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
> >>
> >> >Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have no
> >> >friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
> >> >It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you
learned
> >> >not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
> >>
> >> >Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
> >>
> >> >dsylexia...rules ko.
> >>
> >> That's clever.
> >>
> >> miguel
> >
>
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