Zsarnok <zsar@nok.earth.link.net> wrote:
>Yes. Now turn that question towards yourself and see what the response is.
Okay. Does anybody, anywhere, think I am smart or witty?
miguel
>Zsarnok
>
>mike wrote:
>
>> "Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>EVEN better!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Are you sure you aren't a reject from the
>>>mini - penii NG?
>>
>>
>> Does anybody, anywhere, think you are smart or witty?
>>
>> miguel
>>
>>
>>>"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
>>>news:97o0sv8l5r60upsrglcaksl3kmlumpvfgd@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>>Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
>>>>
>>>>Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
>>>>at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>mike writes
>>>>>
>>>>>>Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>mike writes
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Shez wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Piorokrat writes
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Shez
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Piorokrat
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Shez
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uncle Davey
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Shez"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hecate100writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Piorokrat" wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shez
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Piorokrat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Shez"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Zsarnok writes
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>None, but he doesn't understand democracy, after all
>>>
>>>anyone who pushes
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>themselves into other peoples lives without an
>>>
>>>invitation or a by your
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>leave has little concept of privacy, democracy or
>>>
>>>even good manners
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet groups
>>>
>>>required special
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>invitations by the in crowd before a new perspn could
>>>
>>>turn up.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a little
>>>
>>>piece of parchment
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>with gold calligraphy on it.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a
>>>
>>>by-your-leave, everyone else
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was personally introduced and had references taken.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*snort!*
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its not good manners to blunder into another user group
>>>
>>>and start
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>selling your used god products.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE MILLIONS FOR
>>>
>>>FREE!" posts.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty old
>>>
>>>man drooling
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yuk...
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Heh.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>How cheap can you get?
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you don't like
>>>
>>>it tough,
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a twenty
>>>
>>>five year
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>old woman of outstanding beauty.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals and
>>>
>>>child
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>molestors.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Uncle Davey
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it be a
>>>>>>>>>>>beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should be an
>>>>>>>>>>>outstanding beauty.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I am just stating a fact.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
>>>>>>>>>>>kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have reacted by
>>>>>>>>>>>wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to your name.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
>>>>>>>>>>That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People seemed to
>>>
>>>think it
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>suited me.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Such things are usually only added to make use of a relationship
>>>
>>>that
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>doesn't exist, and to give an image of jocularity, that also
>>>
>>>doesn't
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>exist.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with someone who
>>>
>>>is
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to understand why
>>>
>>>they
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>should not see you, or accept you as their blood kin, in fact a
>>>
>>>real
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>uncle.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this is any
>>>
>>>place
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>for children.
>>>>>>>>>>They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on such
>>>
>>>things as
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>this in the important years of their education.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of respect is
>>>
>>>one
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists on calling himself
>>>
>>>Uncle
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Davey is quite another.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as their
>>>
>>>personal
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>uncle.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need Christ
>>>
>>>for
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>that, that's what I'm saying.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Uncle Davey
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should leave
>>>
>>>well
>>>
>>>>>>>>>enough alone if I were you, your not improving your image at all.
>>>>>>>>>In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird than I
>>>>>>>>>thought you were.
>>>>>>>>>If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you have the
>>>>>>>>>right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your religion, god
>>>>>>>>>made them that way, Why would he then ask you to abuse and attack
>>>
>>>them.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>Do you also attack people born with blue eyes, disabled, or mentally
>>>>>>>>>ill.
>>>>>>>>>You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
>>>>>>>>is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
>>>>>>>>you.
>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I
>>>
>>>usually
>>>
>>>>>>>eat them for lunch...
>>>>
>>>>>>Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
>>>>
>>>>>>>What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention, need
>>>>>>>to be noticed.
>>>>
>>>>>>An interrogation ends with a question mark.
>>>>
>>>>>>Got it?
>>>>
>>>>>>GOOD.
>>>>
>>>>>>>Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch something,
>>>>>>>with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>>>>
>>>>>>That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
>>>>>>just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
>>>>>>poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
>>>>
>>>>>So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a small
>>>>>mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
>>>>>suprise,
>>>>>Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
>>>>>posts.
>>>>>That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess pits are
>>>>>higher than you.
>>>>
>>>>>So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at all
>>>>>times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am sure
>>>>>most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what they
>>>>>never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
>>>>
>>>>>In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
>>>>
>>>>I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
>>>>your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
>>>>the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have no
>>>>>friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
>>>>>It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you learned
>>>>>not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
>>>>
>>>>>Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
>>>>
>>>>>dsylexia...rules ko.
>>>>
>>>>That's clever.
>>>>
>>>>miguel
>>>
>>
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