"Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com> wrote:
>EVEN better!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Are you sure you aren't a reject from the
>mini - penii NG?
Does anybody, anywhere, think you are smart or witty?
miguel
>"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
>news:97o0sv8l5r60upsrglcaksl3kmlumpvfgd@4ax.com...
>> Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
>>
>> Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
>> at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
>>
>> >mike writes
>> >>Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
>> >>>mike writes
>> >>>>Shez wrote:
>> >>>>>Piorokrat writes
>> >>>>>>Shez
>> >>>>>>> Piorokrat
>> >>>>>>> >Shez
>> >>>>>>> >>Uncle Davey
>> >>>>>>> >> >"Shez"
>> >>>>>>> >> >> Hecate100writes
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >"Piorokrat" wrote
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Shez
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Piorokrat
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >"Shez"
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> Zsarnok writes
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> >How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> None, but he doesn't understand democracy, after all
>anyone who pushes
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> themselves into other peoples lives without an
>invitation or a by your
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> leave has little concept of privacy, democracy or
>even good manners
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet groups
>required special
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >invitations by the in crowd before a new perspn could
>turn up.
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a little
>piece of parchment
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >with gold calligraphy on it.
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a
>by-your-leave, everyone else
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >was personally introduced and had references taken.
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >*snort!*
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Its not good manners to blunder into another user group
>and start
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > selling your used god products.
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >> >It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE MILLIONS FOR
>FREE!" posts.
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >> The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty old
>man drooling
>> >>>>>>> >> >> over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >> Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey."
>> >>>>>>> >> >> Yuk...
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >Heh.
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >How cheap can you get?
>>
>> >>>>>>> >> >That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you don't like
>it tough,
>>
>> >>>>>>> >I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a twenty
>five year
>> >>>>>>> >old woman of outstanding beauty.
>>
>> >>>>>>> >Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals and
>child
>> >>>>>>> >molestors.
>>
>> >>>>>>> >Uncle Davey
>>
>> >>>>>>> Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it be a
>> >>>>>>> beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should be an
>> >>>>>>> outstanding beauty.
>>
>> >>>>>>I am just stating a fact.
>>
>> >>>>>>> Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
>> >>>>>>> kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
>>
>> >>>>>>It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
>>
>> >>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have reacted by
>> >>>>>>> wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to your name.
>>
>> >>>>>>Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
>> >>>>>>That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People seemed to
>think it
>> >>>>>>suited me.
>>
>> >>>>>>> Such things are usually only added to make use of a relationship
>that
>> >>>>>>> doesn't exist, and to give an image of jocularity, that also
>doesn't
>> >>>>>>> exist.
>>
>> >>>>>>Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
>>
>> >>>>>>> Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with someone who
>is
>> >>>>>>> perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to understand why
>they
>> >>>>>>> should not see you, or accept you as their blood kin, in fact a
>real
>> >>>>>>> uncle.
>>
>> >>>>>>I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this is any
>place
>> >>>>>>for children.
>> >>>>>>They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on such
>things as
>> >>>>>>this in the important years of their education.
>>
>> >>>>>>> An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of respect is
>one
>> >>>>>>> thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists on calling himself
>Uncle
>> >>>>>>> Davey is quite another.
>>
>> >>>>>>I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>>
>> >>>>>>If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as their
>personal
>> >>>>>>uncle.
>>
>> >>>>>>But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need Christ
>for
>> >>>>>>that, that's what I'm saying.
>>
>> >>>>>>Uncle Davey
>>
>> >>>>>My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should leave
>well
>> >>>>>enough alone if I were you, your not improving your image at all.
>> >>>>>In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird than I
>> >>>>>thought you were.
>> >>>>>If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you have the
>> >>>>>right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your religion, god
>> >>>>>made them that way, Why would he then ask you to abuse and attack
>them.
>> >>>>>Do you also attack people born with blue eyes, disabled, or mentally
>> >>>>>ill.
>> >>>>>You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
>>
>> >>>>>Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>>
>> >>>>His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
>> >>>>is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
>> >>>>you.
>>
>> >>>Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I
>usually
>> >>>eat them for lunch...
>>
>> >>Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
>>
>> >>>What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention, need
>> >>>to be noticed.
>>
>> >>An interrogation ends with a question mark.
>>
>> >>Got it?
>>
>> >>GOOD.
>>
>> >>>Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch something,
>> >>>with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>>
>> >>That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
>> >>just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
>> >>poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
>>
>> > So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a small
>> >mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
>> >suprise,
>> > Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
>> >posts.
>> >That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess pits are
>> >higher than you.
>>
>> >So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at all
>> >times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am sure
>> >most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what they
>> >never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
>>
>> >In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
>>
>> I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
>> your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
>> the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
>>
>> >Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have no
>> >friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
>> >It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you learned
>> >not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
>>
>> >Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
>>
>> >dsylexia...rules ko.
>>
>> That's clever.
>>
>> miguel
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