In article <Z41wb.38835$6V.1354681@zonnet-reader-1>, Ariaan <thisisagenu
ineaddresssopleaseomittheobvioustoreplyNOOOSPAM@hotmail.com> writes
>mike wrote:
>> Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
>>
>> Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
>> at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
>>
>>> mike writes
>>>> Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
>>>>> mike writes
>>>>>> Shez wrote:
>>>>>>> Piorokrat writes
>>>>>>>> Shez
>>>>>>>>> Piorokrat
>>>>>>>>>> Shez
>>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Davey
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Shez"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hecate100writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Piorokrat" wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shez
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Piorokrat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Shez"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zsarnok writes
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> None, but he doesn't understand democracy, after all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyone who pushes themselves into other peoples
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lives without an invitation or a by your leave has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> little concept of privacy, democracy or even good
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> manners
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet groups
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> required special invitations by the in crowd before a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> new perspn could turn up.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piece of parchment with gold calligraphy on it.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by-your-leave, everyone else was personally introduced
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and had references taken.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *snort!*
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its not good manners to blunder into another user group
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and start selling your used god products.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE MILLIONS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FOR FREE!" posts.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty old
>>>>>>>>>>>>> man drooling over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey."
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yuk...
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> How cheap can you get?
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you don't
>>>>>>>>>>>> like it tough,
>>
>>>>>>>>>> I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a
>>>>>>>>>> twenty five year old woman of outstanding beauty.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals and
>>>>>>>>>> child molestors.
>>
>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Davey
>>
>>>>>>>>> Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it be
>>>>>>>>> a beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should
>>>>>>>>> be an outstanding beauty.
>>
>>>>>>>> I am just stating a fact.
>>
>>>>>>>>> Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
>>>>>>>>> kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
>>
>>>>>>>> It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
>>
>>>>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have
>>>>>>>>> reacted by wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to
>>>>>>>>> your name.
>>
>>>>>>>> Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
>>>>>>>> That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People seemed
>>>>>>>> to think it suited me.
>>
>>>>>>>>> Such things are usually only added to make use of a
>>>>>>>>> relationship that doesn't exist, and to give an image of
>>>>>>>>> jocularity, that also doesn't exist.
>>
>>>>>>>> Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
>>
>>>>>>>>> Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with someone
>>>>>>>>> who is perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to
>>>>>>>>> understand why they should not see you, or accept you as their
>>>>>>>>> blood kin, in fact a real uncle.
>>
>>>>>>>> I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this
>>>>>>>> is any place for children.
>>>>>>>> They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on
>>>>>>>> such things as this in the important years of their education.
>>
>>>>>>>>> An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of
>>>>>>>>> respect is one thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists
>>>>>>>>> on calling himself Uncle Davey is quite another.
>>
>>>>>>>> I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>>
>>>>>>>> If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as
>>>>>>>> their personal uncle.
>>
>>>>>>>> But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need
>>>>>>>> Christ for that, that's what I'm saying.
>>
>>>>>>>> Uncle Davey
>>
>>>>>>> My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should
>>>>>>> leave well enough alone if I were you, your not improving your
>>>>>>> image at all.
>>>>>>> In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird
>>>>>>> than I thought you were.
>>>>>>> If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you have
>>>>>>> the right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your
>>>>>>> religion, god made them that way, Why would he then ask you to
>>>>>>> abuse and attack them. Do you also attack people born with blue
>>>>>>> eyes, disabled, or mentally ill.
>>>>>>> You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
>>
>>>>>>> Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>>
>>>>>> His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
>>>>>> is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
>>>>>> you.
>>
>>>>> Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I
>>>>> usually eat them for lunch...
>>
>>>> Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
>>
>>>>> What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention,
>>>>> need to be noticed.
>>
>>>> An interrogation ends with a question mark.
>>
>>>> Got it?
>>
>>>> GOOD.
>>
>>>>> Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch
>>>>> something, with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>>
>>>> That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
>>>> just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
>>>> poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
>>
>>> So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a small
>>> mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
>>> suprise,
>>> Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
>>> posts.
>>> That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess pits
>>> are higher than you.
>>
>>> So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at all
>>> times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am
>>> sure most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what
>>> they never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
>>
>>> In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
>>
>> I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
>> your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
>> the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
>>
>>> Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have no
>>> friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
>>> It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you
>>> learned not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
>>
>>> Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
>>
>>> dsylexia...rules ko.
>>
>> That's clever.
>>
>> miguel
>
>Hey, shouldn't that be: the Queen's English?
>
>
Yep, the Queen is always a capital Q. but don't upset him, anyone who
has to sink to the level of monitoring spelling,punctuation and grammar
has a serious problem with life. No friends, no family and no fun.
Why take away the little joy in life he has... ;)
--
Shez shez@oldcity.f2s.com
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