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From: "Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com>
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Subject: Re: SCHOOL MONITOR MIGUEL/ DESCENDS ON ALT WICCA TO TAKE OUR WRITING SKILLS IN ORDER.
Date: Sun, 23 Nov 2003 06:48:45 -0600
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EVEN better!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Are you sure you aren't a reject from the
mini - penii NG?
"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
news:97o0sv8l5r60upsrglcaksl3kmlumpvfgd@4ax.com...
> Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
>
> Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
> at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
>
> >mike writes
> >>Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
> >>>mike writes
> >>>>Shez wrote:
> >>>>>Piorokrat writes
> >>>>>>Shez
> >>>>>>> Piorokrat
> >>>>>>> >Shez
> >>>>>>> >>Uncle Davey
> >>>>>>> >> >"Shez"
> >>>>>>> >> >> Hecate100writes
> >>>>>>> >> >> >"Piorokrat" wrote
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Shez
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Piorokrat
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >"Shez"
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> Zsarnok writes
>
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> >How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> None, but he doesn't understand democracy, after all
anyone who pushes
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> themselves into other peoples lives without an
invitation or a by your
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> leave has little concept of privacy, democracy or
even good manners
>
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet groups
required special
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >invitations by the in crowd before a new perspn could
turn up.
>
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a little
piece of parchment
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >with gold calligraphy on it.
>
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a
by-your-leave, everyone else
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >was personally introduced and had references taken.
>
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >*snort!*
>
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Its not good manners to blunder into another user group
and start
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > selling your used god products.
>
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
>
> >>>>>>> >> >> >It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE MILLIONS FOR
FREE!" posts.
>
> >>>>>>> >> >> The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty old
man drooling
> >>>>>>> >> >> over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>
> >>>>>>> >> >> Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey."
> >>>>>>> >> >> Yuk...
>
> >>>>>>> >> >Heh.
>
> >>>>>>> >> >How cheap can you get?
>
> >>>>>>> >> >That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you don't like
it tough,
>
> >>>>>>> >I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a twenty
five year
> >>>>>>> >old woman of outstanding beauty.
>
> >>>>>>> >Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals and
child
> >>>>>>> >molestors.
>
> >>>>>>> >Uncle Davey
>
> >>>>>>> Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it be a
> >>>>>>> beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should be an
> >>>>>>> outstanding beauty.
>
> >>>>>>I am just stating a fact.
>
> >>>>>>> Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
> >>>>>>> kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
>
> >>>>>>It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
>
> >>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have reacted by
> >>>>>>> wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to your name.
>
> >>>>>>Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
> >>>>>>That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People seemed to
think it
> >>>>>>suited me.
>
> >>>>>>> Such things are usually only added to make use of a relationship
that
> >>>>>>> doesn't exist, and to give an image of jocularity, that also
doesn't
> >>>>>>> exist.
>
> >>>>>>Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
>
> >>>>>>> Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with someone who
is
> >>>>>>> perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to understand why
they
> >>>>>>> should not see you, or accept you as their blood kin, in fact a
real
> >>>>>>> uncle.
>
> >>>>>>I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this is any
place
> >>>>>>for children.
> >>>>>>They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on such
things as
> >>>>>>this in the important years of their education.
>
> >>>>>>> An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of respect is
one
> >>>>>>> thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists on calling himself
Uncle
> >>>>>>> Davey is quite another.
>
> >>>>>>I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>
> >>>>>>If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as their
personal
> >>>>>>uncle.
>
> >>>>>>But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need Christ
for
> >>>>>>that, that's what I'm saying.
>
> >>>>>>Uncle Davey
>
> >>>>>My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should leave
well
> >>>>>enough alone if I were you, your not improving your image at all.
> >>>>>In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird than I
> >>>>>thought you were.
> >>>>>If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you have the
> >>>>>right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your religion, god
> >>>>>made them that way, Why would he then ask you to abuse and attack
them.
> >>>>>Do you also attack people born with blue eyes, disabled, or mentally
> >>>>>ill.
> >>>>>You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
>
> >>>>>Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>
> >>>>His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
> >>>>is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
> >>>>you.
>
> >>>Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I
usually
> >>>eat them for lunch...
>
> >>Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
>
> >>>What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention, need
> >>>to be noticed.
>
> >>An interrogation ends with a question mark.
>
> >>Got it?
>
> >>GOOD.
>
> >>>Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch something,
> >>>with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>
> >>That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
> >>just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
> >>poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
>
> > So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a small
> >mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
> >suprise,
> > Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
> >posts.
> >That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess pits are
> >higher than you.
>
> >So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at all
> >times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am sure
> >most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what they
> >never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
>
> >In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
>
> I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
> your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
> the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
>
> >Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have no
> >friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
> >It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you learned
> >not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
>
> >Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
>
> >dsylexia...rules ko.
>
> That's clever.
>
> miguel
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