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Subject: Re: A moment of Thought for Jason Gastrich
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2005 14:20:10 -0500
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"Jason Gastrich" <usenetspam1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Uncle Davey wrote:
>>> "Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com> wrote in
>>> news:csm3po$n5j$0@pita.alt.net:
>>>
>>>>> On 18 Jan 2005, Gary Bohn dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
>>>>> shouted:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Why thank you Jason. Now, if I have the flock's attention, will
>>>>>>> you all join me in a moment of thought for Jason Gastrich.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No words from the leader here, it's free thought, just use your
>>>>>>> brain.
>>>>>>> If you don't have one, one will be supplied at the table in the
>>>>>>> back.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <whispers> Pssst! Vic, excuse me, where is the little brains room.
>>>>>> I haven't given thought to a creationist for a while and my brain
>>>>>> really has to go. I think a little thoughts is dribbling out
>>>>>> already and I don't want to have a thinking accident and mess up
>>>>>> the floor. Damn, it's doing the CC dance. I have to hurry.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> <whispers back> Down the hall on the right, past the EAC conference
>>>>> room which doesn't exist. Remember, don't wash when you're
>>>>> through...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>> Vic Sagerquist
>>>>> aa#2011
>>>>> Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
>>>>> chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
>>>>> --------
>>>>> Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are
>>>>> people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? --George
>>>>> Carlin
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> This Carlin geezer's obviously desperate if he normally does want to
>>>> do that to "most people".
>>>>
>>>> Stating that abortionists are in the majority people he doesn't
>>>> desire to have sexual intercourse with implies that he usually does
>>>> want to have intercourse with the majority of people.
>>>>
>>>> Obviously some sort of perverted sexual maniac.
>>>>
>>>> Uncle Davey
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Nice try Davey. George is just an incredibly funny man. He didn't
>>> state that the majority of people are against abortion, he said that
>>> *of* those who are against abortion, (and he didn't make a
>>> quantitative statement there,) he wouldn't want to have sex with
>>> most of them( place relative quantative statement here).
>>
>> I know what he said, Gary, and it implies that you would want to have
>> sex with most people in the general population, otherwise it is a
>> non-statement.
>>
>> If somebody wants to have sex with most people in the general
>> population, they can't be fussy. That's putting it mildly. To put it
>> more accurately they're some sort of perverted sexual maniac.
>>
>> Uncle Davey
>
> Davey,
>
> In case you don't know, George Carlin is a rabid atheist and he is very
> anti-religious. He has been telling jokes and performing since the
> 1960's.
>
> JG
> --
>
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>
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> John 8:36 reads, "Therefore if the Son makes you free, you shall be
> free indeed."
>
> Galatians 5:1 reads, "Stand fast therefore in the liberty by which
> Christ has made us free, and do not be entangled again with a yoke of
> bondage."
>
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