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Subject: Re: A moment of Thought for Jason Gastrich
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Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2005 19:14:03 GMT
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Uncle Davey wrote:
>> "Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com> wrote in
>> news:csm3po$n5j$0@pita.alt.net:
>>
>>>> On 18 Jan 2005, Gary Bohn dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
>>>> shouted:
>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Why thank you Jason. Now, if I have the flock's attention, will
>>>>>> you all join me in a moment of thought for Jason Gastrich.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No words from the leader here, it's free thought, just use your
>>>>>> brain.
>>>>>> If you don't have one, one will be supplied at the table in the
>>>>>> back.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> <whispers> Pssst! Vic, excuse me, where is the little brains room.
>>>>> I haven't given thought to a creationist for a while and my brain
>>>>> really has to go. I think a little thoughts is dribbling out
>>>>> already and I don't want to have a thinking accident and mess up
>>>>> the floor. Damn, it's doing the CC dance. I have to hurry.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> <whispers back> Down the hall on the right, past the EAC conference
>>>> room which doesn't exist. Remember, don't wash when you're
>>>> through...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Vic Sagerquist
>>>> aa#2011
>>>> Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
>>>> chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
>>>> --------
>>>> Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are
>>>> people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? --George
>>>> Carlin
>>>>
>>>
>>> This Carlin geezer's obviously desperate if he normally does want to
>>> do that to "most people".
>>>
>>> Stating that abortionists are in the majority people he doesn't
>>> desire to have sexual intercourse with implies that he usually does
>>> want to have intercourse with the majority of people.
>>>
>>> Obviously some sort of perverted sexual maniac.
>>>
>>> Uncle Davey
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Nice try Davey. George is just an incredibly funny man. He didn't
>> state that the majority of people are against abortion, he said that
>> *of* those who are against abortion, (and he didn't make a
>> quantitative statement there,) he wouldn't want to have sex with
>> most of them( place relative quantative statement here).
>
> I know what he said, Gary, and it implies that you would want to have
> sex with most people in the general population, otherwise it is a
> non-statement.
>
> If somebody wants to have sex with most people in the general
> population, they can't be fussy. That's putting it mildly. To put it
> more accurately they're some sort of perverted sexual maniac.
>
> Uncle Davey
Davey,
In case you don't know, George Carlin is a rabid atheist and he is very
anti-religious. He has been telling jokes and performing since the 1960's.
JG
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