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From: Gary Bohn <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca>
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Subject: Re: A moment of Thought for Jason Gastrich
Date: 19 Jan 2005 17:10:19 GMT
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"Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com> wrote in news:csm3po$n5j$0@pita.alt.net:
>> On 18 Jan 2005, Gary Bohn dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
>> shouted:
>>
>> >>
>> >> Why thank you Jason. Now, if I have the flock's attention, will
>> >> you all join me in a moment of thought for Jason Gastrich.
>> >>
>> >> No words from the leader here, it's free thought, just use your
>> >> brain.
>> >> If you don't have one, one will be supplied at the table in the
>> >> back.
>> >>
>> >
>> > <whispers> Pssst! Vic, excuse me, where is the little brains room.
>> > I haven't given thought to a creationist for a while and my brain
>> > really has to go. I think a little thoughts is dribbling out
>> > already and I don't want to have a thinking accident and mess up
>> > the floor. Damn, it's doing the CC dance. I have to hurry.
>> >
>>
>> <whispers back> Down the hall on the right, past the EAC conference
>> room which doesn't exist. Remember, don't wash when you're
>> through...
>>
>>
>> --
>> Vic Sagerquist
>> aa#2011
>> Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
>> chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
>> --------
>> Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people
>> you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? --George Carlin
>>
>
> This Carlin geezer's obviously desperate if he normally does want to
> do that to "most people".
>
> Stating that abortionists are in the majority people he doesn't desire
> to have sexual intercourse with implies that he usually does want to
> have intercourse with the majority of people.
>
> Obviously some sort of perverted sexual maniac.
>
> Uncle Davey
>
>
>
>
Nice try Davey. George is just an incredibly funny man. He didn't state
that the majority of people are against abortion, he said that *of*
those who are against abortion, (and he didn't make a quantitative
statement there,) he wouldn't want to have sex with most of them( place
relative quantative statement here).
--
apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah (Pubbah)(Hell! head honcho), EAC
Department of Oxygen Deprivation Responsible for brain damage
everywhere!
Gary Bohn
Conservatism is the political philosophy that it ain't broke so don't
try to fix it. Therefore, if that is indeed how it is, that is what
ought to be.
The Wilkins
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