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From: miguel <mjc@drizzle.net>
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Subject: Re: Hillbilly has no Balls
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 20:16:27 -0800
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John GriffinTHAL wrote:
>robhic@bellsouth.net (Robert) wrote:
>> In article <Xns959D57572265Bthathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4>, John
>> Griffin <thathillbilly@yahooie.com> wrote:
>>>This is too fucking hilarious. Mike Cranston, who is barely able to
>>>articulate his mediocre, repetitive thoughts, comments on
>>>intelligence. Even though he does so in a pathetic attempt to stick up
>>>for the only female he's been able to get his hands on outside the
>>>family, it's still funny. Yes, folks, Cranston and old Anderson were
>>>getting after it like bonobos until one day he got stuck in the crack
>>>of her ass and she carried him around for three hours without even
>>>noticing the little fool.
>> Dammit GriffinTHAL! You had me gagging with this thought. I wish you
>> wouldn't be so descriptive. (And just WTF is a bonobo?)
>It's the stage of evolution that comes right after a Cranston. It's a
>hairy ape about the size of a chimpanzee. Just about every time a male
>bonobo and a female bonobo cross paths, they stop for a quick fuck. I'm
>not making this up, except for the part about Cranstonshrimp and
>Andersongargantua doing the same. I surmised that they would because they
>know there's no reason for either of them to think they might ever find
>another willing partner.
>>>Finally someone in a store said "eeeeeeuuuwww, shamuuuuuu, what the
>>>fuck is that squeaky thing under your muuuuuu! muuuuuu!?
>> I couldn't resist. They said it was udder delight.
>When he fell out, someone yelled "OH MY GOD! IT'S SHITTING
>CRANSTONS!" muuuuuUUUUUUUUUUooo!
What pussies.
miguel
ps griffinTHAL -->STUPID
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