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Date: Sat, 8 Jul 2006 11:20:53 -0400
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Yes, it iz so.
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Sweetness . . .
The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a
woman's heart.
"Nunya Bidnis" <nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com> wrote in message
news:OJurg.48236$SQ6.43159@fe09.news.easynews.com...
| NEWLYWEDS.......................
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| A couple had only been married for two weeks, so the husband, although
| very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his
| old buddies. So, he said to his wife.
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| "Honey, I'll be right back."
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| "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked his wife.
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| "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm gonna have a beer."
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| The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" So she opened the door to the
| refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
| different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
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| The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
| of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop.....but at the bar.....You know.....They have
| frozen glasses............"
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| He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
| saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out
| of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
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| The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
| they have those 'hors d'oeuvres' that are really delicious.....I won't be
| long. I'll be right back. I promise. Okay?"
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| "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
| 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
| mushrooms caps, and pork strips."
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| "But my Sweet Honey....At the bar.....You know there's swearing, dirty
| words and all that.........."
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| "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!...SIT YOUR
| ASS DOWN, SHUT THE #@$% UP! DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT
| YOUR @#$@#ING HORS D'OEVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED
| #@$%ING BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, ASSHOLE?".............And, they
| lived happily ever after.
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| Isn't that a moving and tender loving story?
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| Have a nice day! :-)
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