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Subject: Domino's Pizza driving instructor just got out on parole. - Domino's driver jest out on parole.jpg (0/1)
Date: Fri, 11 Nov 2005 13:05:06 -0500
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Domino's Pizza instructor just got out on parole.
This Domino's Pizza driver was trying to make a delivery on time to avoid the
"FREE PIZZA GUARANTEE." But he did not see the sneeze residue on the pavement
and lost traction "TEE-BONING" a sherman tank after demolishing a leaded armored
truck carrying radioactive medical products.
Then the pizza ambulance scraped up the Domino's Pizza Driver with a pizza
spatula onto a slab then took him to a dissemination oven which aided in his
successful recovery.
After that he went to court and was found guilty with added armored
specifications.
Now on parole he is taking a prone posture in society.
See attached picture if you forgot who I mean. He graduated "Pizza Come Early"
from Tom Monahan's "Pizza University" in the '70's located around Ann Arbor
Michigan. I don't know it the pizza university is still there and if it is would
still be larger than EMU In Michigan.
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